 Radical Islamists' gang turned up late for rally
A murderous plot by radical Islamists to launch a gun and bomb attack on hundreds of people attending an extreme right-wing rally failed to trigger a sectarian war because the gang turned up too late, it can be revealed today.
| Um. Wow. A bit too much inbreeding in that bloodline... |
The plot was uncovered by luck after an online insurance form was filled out wrongly and resulted in their car and weapons being impounded during a random motorway police check as they returned home after the aborted operation.
| Um. Wow squared. So technically the entire gang is genetically the same person, just born to different parents? |
Guns, machetes, swords and a home-made nail bomb were found in the car's boot two days after it was seized sparking a huge security operation that netted the six militants. Declarations of war were also found in the boot addressed to the "kaffir (non-believer) female and self-proclaimed Queen Elizabeth" and David Cameron.
| Yep, that genetic tree is a barber pole... and somebody broke it. |
The find was the first indication of any plan to attack the English Defence League (EDL) rally in Dewsbury even though one of the plotters had been under "low-level" surveillance operation by police and security services five days earlier.
| They've been taking meetings with the FBI instead of the New York City police department? |
Jewel Uddin, who was being watched because he had been spotted collecting cash on the street for another terrorist plot, had been seen by undercover police officers walking into a shop where he is believed to have bought a set of knives that were to be used in the attack. Uddin, 27, was among six people who pleaded guilty today to plotting the attack on the rally in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on 30 June last year. |