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State senator wants feds' help finding gravesite for Boston bomber
2013-05-05
I guess its hard to find a pig farmer that would subject their charges to such humility.
A Massachusetts state senator says the federal government should intervene in the quest to find a final resting place for the elder Boston Marathon bomber.
How about an open field in Guantanamo?
State Sen. Harriet L. Chandler, D-Worcester, said Uncle Sam needs to alleviate a Wochester funeral home's onerous burden of having accepted Tamerlan Tsarnaev's corpse on Friday after it was released by the state medical examiner.
Burial at sea?
"The federal government needs to step in," said Chandler. "But I'm not sure what they're going to do or where will they go. Peter Stefan is a very respected and respectable funeral home director in Worcester. He's a good man. This can't continue. He's taking a financial loss as a result of this."
New Joisey Meadowlands?
Stefan accepted Tsarnaev's body Friday after it was initially sent to a North Attleborough funeral home, where it was greeted by about 20 protesters.
I would guess 20 protesting pigs. I hear that they have a fine sense of dignity.
"My problem here is trying to find a gravesite," Stefan added. "A lot of
pig farms
people don't want to do it. They don't want to be involved with this.
Plus their pigs would probably go on strike in protest.
Posted by:CrazyFool

#8  What did the swine ever do to you to deserve that fate Redneck?

Trichinosis?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2013-05-05 23:09  

#7  Put him through a wood chipper and then add ingredients to turn him into blood and bone. Roses love the mixture. Why waste him?
Posted by: tipper   2013-05-05 22:37  

#6  "Greeted by 20 protesters" > Uh, uh, I'm gonna go for broke + say its NOT WESTBORO BAPTIST???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2013-05-05 22:32  

#5  What did the swine ever do to you to deserve that fate Redneck?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2013-05-05 17:19  

#4  "Use them to feed the prisoners at Guantanamo."

Hell, grom, use him to feed them. >:-(
Posted by: Barbara   2013-05-05 17:08  

#3  Cremate him and dispose of him like any indigent or John Doe. I am sure the State or City has standing contracts for this stuff. Or bill his wife or whatever. No heroic measures.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2013-05-05 16:00  

#2  NOT use them for food.

Use them to feed the prisoners at Guantanamo.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2013-05-05 14:50  

#1  Grind the body and feed it to the swine, then slaughter the swine and NOT use them for food.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2013-05-05 14:44  

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