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Polish archaeologists unearth 'vampire grave' |
2013-07-12 |
[TELEGRAPH.CO.UK] Archaeologists in Poland believe they have found a vampire grave on a construction site in the south of the country. Skeletons were found with their heads removed and placed on their legs indicating they had been subjected to an execution ritual designed to ensure the dead stayed dead. Anybody accused of being a vampire in the distant past faced a grim fate. "Aye, grrrrim, laddie! Grrrrim!" Sometimes they would be decapitated, while another punishment involved hanging from a gibbet until decomposition resulted in the head separating from the body. In both cases the head was then laid on the legs of the victim in the hope that an inability to locate their head would hinder the progress of those intent on rising from the grave. If a vampire was an undead kinda guy, wouldn't the grrrrim fate await him when he was lying in the grave, waiting for nightfall? So while the fate may have been a bit grisly, I doubt if it was in fact grrrrim, unless they caught the creature whilst actively prowling or flying around in bat form. If he was in human form and didn't turn into a bat and fly away at the first hint of "There's Wladyslav! Get the stake!" he wasn't much of a vampire, was he? |
Posted by:Fred |
#7 They obviously failed think about the one place they could of stuck the deceased's head. But of course it would of been perfect for a vampire 'cause the sun don't shine there |
Posted by: Cheaderhead 2013-07-12 23:07 |
#6 OK, so what's to stop the corpse/vampire from taking its head off its legs and screwing it back on? Wouldn't it be better to schmush the vampire's head to smithereens, throw the moosh in a kiln or sech and vaporize the remains of the brains, and then bury the body separately (maybe even cremate it too)? These Polz did not think this through. |
Posted by: Dopey Sinatra 2013-07-12 15:59 |
#5 "Vat the hell vas that maniac drinking?" -- Love At First Bite |
Posted by: Muggsey Mussolini 2013-07-12 15:11 |
#4 The Poles have been violent from time to time in thier past. See Patterns of Violent and Non-Violent Trauma in a Medieval Population from Giecz, Poland |
Posted by: Mullah Richard 2013-07-12 14:02 |
#3 Or French. |
Posted by: Pappy 2013-07-12 10:39 |
#2 Beheaded, sounds Islamic? |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2013-07-12 08:29 |
#1 Vampires don't fly when thee is sunlight. |
Posted by: JFM 2013-07-12 08:14 |