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My Dad Kept Staring at the Female Teenager
2013-08-12
Posted by:g(r)omgoru

#3  LOL.....

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid Â…Â…Â…Â…
“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
Posted by: Shipman   2013-08-12 18:23  

#2  Has this War on Peacocks (TM) not gone far enough...?
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2013-08-12 12:37  

#1  HA HA that was a good one. Irish old gentleman sitting at the bar sipping his mug of bear seemingly oblivious to the world around him. A black man burst in and exclaims "bout time!. letting black folk in this place". The old gentleman puts his beer down and calmly said, " there was a time they wouldn't let a good Irish Catholic in this here tavern. Then later on, old blue (a patron dog laying in the corner) over there was allowed in this here tavern. Yes, everything comes to him who waits". Then he just proceeds to sip his beer. The whole place burst out laughing and the dark complected chap.
Posted by: Dale   2013-08-12 07:49  

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