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| SWAT team swarms Texas organic farm [Huffpo] |
| 2013-08-16 |
| Posted by:Pherens Ulinerong5297 |
| #7 Uh, uh, NO ONE E-V-A-R! SUSPECTS THE ORGANICS??? gut nuthin. Srsly, gut nuthin. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2013-08-16 20:09 |
| #6 I am Ma's truck. |
| Posted by: Dopey Sinatra 2013-08-16 17:39 |
| #5 *golf clap* Bravo, indeed! |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2013-08-16 17:02 |
| #4 BRAVO! BRAVO! |
| Posted by: Shipman 2013-08-16 16:42 |
| #3 Day late, dollar short, off topic, factually challenged... story of my life. Fair warning. When first I came to Gotham In the year two thousand nine I used to like to cook a lot And my meals were mighty fine But the keyhole kops got nosey And they soon gave me a swat I was charged with being the owner Of a stainless pressure pot Oh next morning down by Chambers Street I caused no little stir The IRS were busy And the nonesuch eggs concurred Said the judge "I never could charge you With the waving of the green, But you can bet your ass I'll charge you With the possession of this machine" Now says I "Hey, Judgie-Wudgie, If you'll give me half a chance, I'll show you how me small machine Can make the split-peas dance It cooks away politely Till you get an awful swat As it softens up the legumes In me stainless pressure pot" Said the judge "This paper here, my man, Is a super-secret writ For you and all your Bill of Rights I do not give a s--- But I think I'll let you off this once Next time you vill be shot If you're ever again caught cooking With a stainless pressure pot" Now this stylish urban kitchen Is a less efficient place I often burn me kidney beans And dinner's often late Sure I'd long ago have said me grace If I had only got A couple of pounds of musical fruit And me stainless pressure pot |
| Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2013-08-16 16:32 |
| #2 A large para-military unit responding to firewood not stacked properly, a bush too close to the curb, etc.. AKA Paranoid liberalism. |
| Posted by: Glomosing Brown8795 2013-08-16 15:36 |
| #1 Sounds like the neighbors complained, and the cops obliged, but found nothing. Of course there's NO apologies,"We were just doing our duty". (And oping for action, Ummm nothing here) As far as the neighbors, ((Unnamed, of course.) They've gotten off scot free. And it'll happen again, and again, until the cops give up, SUE there's reason. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2013-08-16 10:26 |