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| Texan at Bank Allegedly Claims to Be Obama's Adopted Son |
| 2013-08-17 |
 [GMA.YAHOO] Employees at the Chase Bank in Bryan, Texas, were taken by surprise when a man walked in and claimed to be Michelle Obama's newly adopted son, according to police. Johnnie Fletcher Gooden Jr., 29, said on Saturday that the first lady adopted him via Facebook the day prior. He then requested access to Obama's bank account. Chase employees told Gooden there was no such account, but he refused to leave and police were called to the scene. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #6 Spread the Wealth? Everyone but Obama's wealth. Undocumented relatives? Everyone but Obama's family. |
| Posted by: Snakes Johnson5613 2013-08-17 21:09 |
| #5 Trying to commit fraud at a bank - not illegal. Wearing an obammy mask at a rodeo - lifetime ban. What's wrong with this picture? |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2013-08-17 13:11 |
| #4 "What he did there wasn't illegal," said McKethan, "just bizarre." Sorta like walking into a bank pounding on the counter and demanding the Soup de Joure and a whiskey. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2013-08-17 10:52 |
| #3 "What he did there wasn't illegal," said McKethan, "just bizarre." Simply maintaining the family tradition of entitlement officer McKethan. Obviously you wouldn't understand. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2013-08-17 03:41 |
| #2 [NOT-"OUT OF AFRICA", 1980's GROUP "TOTO" here]. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2013-08-17 01:52 |
| #1 Obama: "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon" Here is your chance O, his name is Johnnie Fletcher Gooden Jr but you can change it to BHO, Jr. after all the Mrs O adopted him and you know you two can put on your "hoodies" and play ball on th WH lawn... Bo the dog can be your catcher too for the ones that get away from you. |
| Posted by: Captain Henbane2713 2013-08-17 00:29 |