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| Police break up 'drug-fueled orgy' at Masonic Lodge |
| 2013-09-03 |
| [DAILYMAIL.CO.UK] Police in Michigan have broken up a shocking 'drug-fueled orgy' being hosted at a secretive Masonic Lodge - and this wasn't the first time it's happened, authorities warn. "Dat's right! I seen it before!" Officers were called to the prominent building in downtown Battle Creek, Michigan - which sits across a park from police headquarters - about 2.15am Sunday. They found five women dancing on stage naked. Whoa! Nekkid wimmin? Across the street from the cop shoppe? They also reportedly discovered a couple having sex in the lodge and several men standing around filming the action. "Lemme see your marriage license and registration!" "Didja get that for YouTube, Ted?" "Put the smart phone down and step away with your hands up!" WWMT-TV reports that authorities believe the Masonic Lodge, which is home of the secret society called Freemasons, has been used for such activities before and are working to shut the operation down. George Washington was a Mason, too, but I don't think they had nekkid bewbie dancers at his lodge. But the proceedings are secret, so maybe they did. Police sources told WWMT that officers found a 'drug-fueled sex party' in the building and sent the revelers home. "G'wan! Get outta here!" "Offisher! I losh my pants!" "That guy's got two pairs! See if one of 'em fits! Then beat it!" The Battle Creek Freemasons refused to comment on camera for the TV station, but insisted that the orgy was not part of the secret society's rituals. "No orgies. Sorry. We lean more toward funny hats and secret handshakes!" "Darn! Can I have my initiation fee back?" "We have a Miley Cyrus show scheduled, though." "Can I please have my initiation fee back?" They said the party was not sponsored by their group at all. "Darn those Rotarians, anyway! Giving us a bad name!" "Shriners, I could understand..." Instead, they say, a party promoter paid $900 to rent the space for the night. Easy enough. Whose name's on the check? 'Charlie,' a Freemason spokesman, "Call me Chuck!" said the man renting the lodge told the Freemasons he would be hosting a dance party. The nekkid babez were dancing, weren't they? |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #5 Yeah B that was a real good smell, but when Purina was cooking cat food, Dad decided to work out in the field that day ( county health dept, next door to Purina) |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2013-09-03 23:32 |
| #4 Sorry to hear about Kellogg's being gone. 50+ years ago they gave out variety packs of breakfast cereal when you toured the plant. I can still remember the smell of the processing ovens. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2013-09-03 21:51 |
| #3 Grew up in next county over and dad worked in BC. Now that Kellogg's is gone, all that is happening there is a window boarding up drill and crumbling buildings. And drug fueled orgies of course. but then we had the beer fueled version out at scenic Gull Lake during formative years... |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2013-09-03 21:30 |
| #2 The Battle Creek Freemasons refused to comment on camera for the TV station, but insisted that the orgy was not part of the secret society's rituals. No, no, no. If you want to increase membership, you're doin it wrong... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2013-09-03 20:37 |
| #1 The fact there are no photographs in the article or video might indicate the involvement of secret Amish Templars and democrats. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2013-09-03 02:10 |