[IBTIMES.CO.UK] A rapist faces a nerve-wracking wait to find out if he caught the deadly HIV/Aids virus from his victim.Oh, I just hate those nerve-wracking waits. That's why I so seldom have sex anymore.
| Doesn't it take something like six months for antibodies to show up? I don't recall it being the ten to twenty years that it takes symptoms to show... |
Oh. Wait. I don't go attacking women in their homes. I don't have any nerve-wracking down time.
"Just kidding, Richard! Okay, Sarge, have him do the perp walk now!"
Thomas broke in to the house of the woman, whom he knew, and forced himself on her while she was asleep. The victim, who lives in Leigh, Manchester, had taken a sleeping pill shortly before the attack. She woke up to find him raping her.
Lucky me. It's just old age.
Thomas knew the woman had a medical condition but was ignorant of the underlying cause. The Bolton News reported he had been drinking and taking drugs earlier that night.
| Winning a Darwin award, the hard way. |