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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Thieves Steal 160 Sheep near UK Town of Wool
2013-11-07
[An Nahar] Wool's wool is missing.

Police in southwest England appealed for help Tuesday in tracking down thieves who made off with 160 sheep from a field near the village of Wool.

Police say the sheep were stolen between Saturday and Monday, and that the thieves would have needed a large vehicle to move the woolly haul.

Constable Adam Taylor says all of the sheep were electronically tagged.

He is urging anyone who has witnessed suspicious activity -- or been offered sheep "in unusual circumstances or for very low prices" -- to come forward.
Posted by:Fred

#3  Might check the local Muslim whorehouse, if there's a shortage of goats in the area.
Posted by: Glenmore   2013-11-07 20:53  

#2  I suggest a local, unrelated criminal punishment fits this crime as well:

In the village of Wool.... A small single lane hump backed stone bridge about 200m north from the railway is no longer used for vehicular traffic. It has a stone halfway along it stating that those who deface or damage the bridge will be transported (sent to Australia or another penal colony) for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-11-07 06:01  

#1  Quick!!!!!!!!!! Call Wallace and Gromit
Posted by: Cheaderhead   2013-11-07 05:35  

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