[DAWN] SOME people in our country are campaigning against polio...Poliomyelitis is a disease caused by infection with the poliovirus. Between 1840 and the 1950s, polio was a worldwide epidemic. Since the development of polio vaccines the disease has been largely wiped out in the civilized world. However, since the vaccine is known to make Moslem pee-pees shrink and renders females sterile, bookish, and unsubmissive it is not widely used by the turban and automatic weapons set...
vaccination on the basis of apparently religious reasons. It is important, therefore, that the reasons they are presenting are analysed on religious grounds to see if they are valid.
Two reasons are often presented: the campaign is a conspiracy of the non-Moslem world against Moslems to check their population growth by making their future generations impotent and infertile. It is said that Dr Shakeel Afridi's fake hepatitis campaign has lent further credence to this theory.