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Home Front: WoT
Trespasser Freed From Pipe At NJ Water Plant, Faces Criminal Charges
2014-01-20
Sudden Jihad Syndrome? Practice run? We may never be informed.
[CBSNewYork/AP] Rescuers have freed a man who had been stuck for hours in a pipe at a water treatment plant in New Jersey.

Officials told CBS 2 around 11:30 a.m. on Friday that 26-year-old Asef Mohammed, of Manalapan, had been freed and airlifted to an area hospital. He was 10 to 12 feet down the pipe, which was not in use, WCBS 880′s Levon Putney reported.

United Water front man Rich Henning said Mohammed broke into the plant that treats and pumps water for the township of Manalapan. Workers heard cries for help coming from the pipe around 7 a.m. Friday.

"This was a person that purposely climbed a six-foot fence with three or four layers of barbed wire on top," Henning said.

Manalapan police announced Friday afternoon that Mohammed is being charged with fourth-degree criminal trespassing and may face additional charges as the investigation continues, CBS 2′s Steve Langford reported.

Henning said the outflow pipe is used for cleaning a storage facility and is no more than 24 inches wide. He said the water quality was not affected by the incident.

Manalapan's mayor told CBS 2 the town is considering the possibility of having Mohammed pay for the cost of the rescue operation.
A very good idea. Let there be a cost to the miscreants when they decide to get clever.
Posted by:trailing wife

#9  Snark of the day goes to Brer Rabbit!

With a grape cluster for the subtle Monty Python reference -- well done!
Posted by: trailing wife   2014-01-20 18:59  

#8  Primal and unplanned.
Primal, unplanned, and unannounced.
Primal, unplanned, unannounced, and unhealthy.
Nobody expects a United Water Plant inquisition.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2014-01-20 18:27  

#7  "This was a person that purposely climbed a six-foot fence with three or four layers of barbed wire on top," Henning said.

His defense attorney will claim that the lack of prominent multi-linguistic warning signs means that the operators really really didn't mean to inhibit casual trespassers. Therefore his client should be found not guilty and fault assessed upon the plant operators.

(these days, no sarc)
Posted by: Procopius2k   2014-01-20 15:50  

#6  As they say out west:

"Shoot, shovel, silence..."
Posted by: Steve White   2014-01-20 14:44  

#5  As punishment he shall crawl through and clean out the sewer lines. The ones leading to Taco Bell. It's reasonable, since he likes crawling through S&WB pipes.
Posted by: Glenmore   2014-01-20 11:50  

#4  Primal, unplanned, unannounced, and unhealthy.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2014-01-20 10:39  

#3  Primal, unplanned, and unannounced. Just gets better and better.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-01-20 09:08  

#2  Primal and unplanned. I like it.
Posted by: Javinter Angeaque8402   2014-01-20 08:59  

#1  You start fucking around with our water system and I guarantee an astonishing blowback, it will be primal and unplanned.
Posted by: Shipman   2014-01-20 08:33  

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