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JP Morgan IT exec fails to survive 33 floor London HQ plunge. |
2014-02-01 |
[Bloomburg] A vice president in technology operations, Gabriel Magee, died after falling from JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPM)Â’s London headquarters, the bank said today. His myRA portfolio lagging was it ? The 39-year-old fell from 25 Bank Street in the Canary Wharf area onto a ninth-floor roof, LondonÂ’s Metropolitan Police said, having been called to the scene at 8:02 this morning. Once less Canary at the ole Wharf. Magee had worked for JPMorgan since 2004 in the corporate and investment bankÂ’s technology support department, the New York-based lender said in a statement. That will teach her, or him. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#8 "How would like like to do a little work for the US Government setting up the myRa web exchanges?" |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2014-02-01 15:28 |
#7 "We're going to Windows 8!" |
Posted by: Pappy 2014-02-01 14:52 |
#6 the East German judges gave him a 8.2 high marks for technical:revolutions and synchronization. Low marks for entry |
Posted by: Frank G 2014-02-01 13:18 |
#5 Whahaha... then anything beyond 2m is overkill ? |
Posted by: Besoeker 2014-02-01 12:15 |
#4 Generally speaking, VPs are not drop rated much beyond 2 meters. |
Posted by: SteveS 2014-02-01 12:13 |
#3 ...silly banker...there is only one R. Kelly... |
Posted by: Uncle Phester 2014-02-01 08:55 |
#2 Gravity. Why does it hate us? |
Posted by: BrerRabbit 2014-02-01 06:22 |
#1 Kamikaze from the 100th floor, swan dive to the street. He couldn't even get that right. Ugh |
Posted by: 49 Pan 2014-02-01 01:31 |