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JP Morgan IT exec fails to survive 33 floor London HQ plunge.
2014-02-01
[Bloomburg] A vice president in technology operations, Gabriel Magee, died after falling from JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPM)Â’s London headquarters, the bank said today.
His myRA portfolio lagging was it ?
The 39-year-old fell from 25 Bank Street in the Canary Wharf area onto a ninth-floor roof, LondonÂ’s Metropolitan Police said, having been called to the scene at 8:02 this morning.
Once less Canary at the ole Wharf.
Magee had worked for JPMorgan since 2004 in the corporate and investment bankÂ’s technology support department, the New York-based lender said in a statement.
That will teach her, or him.
Posted by:Besoeker

#8  "How would like like to do a little work for the US Government setting up the myRa web exchanges?"
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-02-01 15:28  

#7  "We're going to Windows 8!"
Posted by: Pappy   2014-02-01 14:52  

#6  the East German judges gave him a 8.2

high marks for technical:revolutions and synchronization. Low marks for entry
Posted by: Frank G   2014-02-01 13:18  

#5  Whahaha... then anything beyond 2m is overkill ?
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-02-01 12:15  

#4  Generally speaking, VPs are not drop rated much beyond 2 meters.
Posted by: SteveS   2014-02-01 12:13  

#3  ...silly banker...there is only one R. Kelly...
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2014-02-01 08:55  

#2  Gravity. Why does it hate us?
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2014-02-01 06:22  

#1  Kamikaze from the 100th floor, swan dive to the street. He couldn't even get that right. Ugh
Posted by: 49 Pan   2014-02-01 01:31  

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