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| Ugandan President on Gays: 'You Can Get Worms' | |
| 2014-02-26 | |
[An Nahar] The mouth is made for eating and kissing, and gay oral sex will give you worms: Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni on Monday gave a detailed explanation of why he believed homosexuals should be tossed in the slammerBook 'im, Mahmoud! for life. I knew a homosexual guy once that had crickets. Damnedest thing you ever saw. "I have failed to understand that you can fail to be attracted to all these beautiful women and be attracted to a man," the president told news hounds as he signed off on controversial anti-gay legislation that includes life prison terms for repeat offenders. Everywhere he went, crickets kept jumping off him. "That is a really serious matter. There is something really wrong with you," he said. They'd land in people's soup, in their hair, everywhere. Museveni, a devout evangelical Christian, said the only explanation for being gay was money. People started avoiding him, of course. "Homosexuals are actually mercenaries. They are heterosexual people but because of money they say they are homosexuals. These are hookers because of money," he said, asserting that he had taken the time to get scientific advice before signing off on the law. He said it was because they were prejudiced against homosexuals. "No study has shown you can be homosexual by nature," he said. "That man can choose to love a man... is a matter of choice. After listening to the scientists, I got the facts. But it was because of the crickets. "Can somebody be homosexual simply by nature? The answer is no." Even when they weren't hopping, nobody could stand the noise. The president said he had a particular problem with oral sex. People left him to his chirping solitude. "One of the cultures that we detest is oral sex. The mouth is for picking food, not for sex. We know the address for sex. That address (the mouth) is not for sex," he said. "The mouth is for eating not for sex. The mouth is engineered for kissing." I guess eventually he wasn't homosexual anymore, because nobody would have homosex with him.
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| Posted by:Fred |
| #1 gay oral sex will give you worms Knew a guy once; he would have giggled and said, "That's the point." |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2014-02-26 19:01 |