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Amanda Bynes Pleads no Contest to Reckless Driving
2014-02-26
[An Nahar] Actress Amanda Bynes
...who?...
Oh, c'mon! You know! Blonde, blue-eyed, baby-faced, IQ about 75. Ring any bells?
Sure, that narrows it down .. some...
has pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving after she clipped a Los Angeles County sheriff's patrol car.
Just a bit of advice: If you're gonna clip a car, try not to make it one with the blinky lights on top.
But those are the prettiest ones that aren't red Ferraris!
District attorney's spokeswoman Jane Robison says Bynes entered the plea Monday through her lawyer. The former teen star was sentenced to three years of probation and three months of attending alcohol education classes.
See? Now you recognize her. Not the one who used to be Hanna Montana. The other one.
Sorry. Still don't know who she is. Wait: trailing daughter #1 informs me Miss Amanda used to be on Nickelodeon in the '90s.
Bynes was incarcerated
Drop the rod and step away witcher hands up!
in April of 2012 on suspicion of drunken driving after the cruiser was hit in West Hollywood.
"Whoa! Smells like a gin mill in there!"
"Y'know, McGinty, I suspect she may have been driving while drunken!"
"Y'think? She breathed on me, and now I can't drive for eight hours!"

The 27-year-old actress already is on probation for driving with a suspended license. She received psychiatric treatment last year after authorities said she started a fire in the driveway of a Ventura County home.
Twenty-seven is a bit long in the tooth to still be acting out...
Use of chemicals usually negates that...
Posted by:Fred

#2  I, on the other hand, eagerly await her views on the 2nd Amendment rights, wymyns choice, global warming, ObamaCare or any other important newsy topic. Maybe MADD could pick her up as a spokesperson? Since she's an actress her opinion means I don't to think hard about things.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2014-02-26 19:03  

#1  I don't know who she is. Don't really care, either.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2014-02-26 12:04  

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