Double entendre ... intended.
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| U.S. Man's 'Gun' Turns out to Be a Tattoo |
| 2014-03-21 |
| [An Nahar] Police armed with assault rifles descended on a man's home after members of a tree removal crew he'd told to clear off his property reported that he had a gun. Turns out the "gun" the tree crew had seen on Michael Smith was just a life-sized tattoo of a handgun on his stomach. It wasn't a gun, but he was a dork. Smith, who works nights, was asleep when the tree crew contracted by a utility to trim branches near power lines, woke him up at about 10 a.m. Tuesday. That sort of thing always used to make me grouchy. He went outside shirtless and yelled at the workers to leave. "Geddoff my lawn, dammit!" When he's not wearing a shirt, the tattoo looks like a gun tucked into his waistband. ... and he looks like a dipshit. Smith tells the Morning Sentinel the tattoo has never been a problem before. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #2 Michael Smith is known to his close friends as Double entendre ... intended. |
| Posted by: One Eyed Fluting5523 2014-03-21 17:00 |
| #1 'This is my weapon. This is my gun.' Hmmm. |
| Posted by: Glenmore 2014-03-21 08:25 |