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'Chicken from Hell' Sheds New Light on Bird-Like Dinosaur
2014-03-21
[An Nahar] Nicknamed the "chicken from hell," a newly identified species of feathered dinosaur as tall as a human roamed North America at least 66 million years ago, paleontologists announced Wednesday.

With a hen-like crest on its head, lanky legs like an ostrich, sharp claws on its forelimbs and jaws built for crushing eggs and prey, the Anzu wyliei weighed a hefty 440-660 pounds (200-300 kilograms).

The long-tailed creature is the largest known member of the legendary "egg-thief" dinosaurs, known as Oviraptorosaurs, which are closely related to birds, said the study in the journal PLOS ONE.

"We jokingly call this thing the 'chicken from hell,' and I think that's pretty appropriate," said lead author Matt Lamanna of the Carnegie Museum of Natural History in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

A collection of fossilized bones from three separate dinosaurs provided the first nearly complete glimpse of the 11.5-foot-long (3.5 meter) beast that stood five feet (1.5 meters) high at the hip.

"It would be scary, as well as absurd, to encounter," said co-author Emma Schachner, a biology postdoctoral fellow at the University of Utah.

The dinosaur was named after Anzu, a bird-demon from Mesopotamian mythology, and Wylie, the grandson of a museum trustee.
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#12  I have no idea why, but I have an urge to dub Joe Pesci over that rooster. I just expected it to unleash a stream of obscenities, not crow.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2014-03-21 23:10  

#11  Zenobia Floger6220, my friend here has but one thing to say to you....




Translated from Rooster: "Bravo - fine poultry poetry from the poet laureate of Rantburg."
Posted by: One Eyed Fluting5523   2014-03-21 17:09  

#10  "This dinosaur's background is checkered,"
Says the heck-bird's new museum placard.
"Though he's sprung from the rock,
This recalcitrant cock
Can't escape from his fowl fossil record!"

Og the hunter was plucking a dinosaur
When it came round -- gee whiz, was it ever sore!
Og tore off with his club,
But too late: "Whoa there, bub,
What the hell kind of chick do you take me for?"
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-03-21 16:57  

#9  Awesome!

Luv limericks.
Posted by: badanov   2014-03-21 16:23  

#8  From the infernal realm of the owl
Prowled a helluva hefty foul fowl,
But it met something scarier,
Something ur-cassowarier,
That gobbled it up with a growl!

Proud of what Nature done for its form,
Stretchy knit's what it wore "to keep warm."
All the 'saurs were impressed
By this purdy one's chest,
And now Tyson wants clones for the farm.

Its wishbone suggests this amphibian
Cooed five-note motifs in the Phrygian.
I shall stake my career
On my musical ear --
This "chicken" was a Stygian pigeon!
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-03-21 15:33  

#7  He didn't pick-up, must have been on the road.

Hence, why did the chicken cross the road.

He was been chased by Harland.
Posted by: One Eyed Fluting5523   2014-03-21 09:37  

#6  Paging Colonel Harland David Sanders, to the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: One Eyed Fluting5523   2014-03-21 09:35  

#5  Already been done. Clip in at 5:39. Colonel Sanders to the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2014-03-21 09:02  

#4  Gives true meaning to 'tastes like chicken'.
(Harlon Sanders, pick up the white courtesy phone...)
Posted by: ed in texas   2014-03-21 07:19  

#3  Are we sure these folks did not catch a glimpse of Foghorn Leghorn of Looney Toons fame?
Posted by: Airandee   2014-03-21 06:51  

#2  Lotta good eatin' on them dinosaurs. Pity about the meteorite and all.
Posted by: SteveS   2014-03-21 02:02  

#1  Old colorized photograph of a Anzu Wyliei pullet on lead line near Blue Ridge, Ga.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-03-21 01:45  

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