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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Chicago: Nahshon Shelton pulls alleged machine gun over Pepsi tax.
2014-04-16
Tax exempt? Hey, no problem. Why can't we just get along ?
Posted by:Besoeker

#5  Thanks, DB. Was wondering about that. The .22 part, I mean. I attribute the 'submachine gun' part to journalism. No offense to the bangers, but a .22 submachine gun sounds a bit gay.
Posted by: SteveS   2014-04-16 21:06  

#4  It appears Nashon was bustin a TEC-22. Basically it's a rattley semi that thugs pay way too much for cause it actually looks like a sub. (kinda) Very reminiscent of what one Mr. Ordell Robbie said about the pot-metal he was selling to the Cali bangers.
Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.
Posted by: DepotGuy   2014-04-16 20:14  

#3  WARNING DOUBLE VIDEO AUTO PLAY.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2014-04-16 07:27  

#2  "In Chicago, a pricey two-liter
Caused a mean 22 millimeter
To demand tax-free status.
The enraged apparatus
Made an innocent man pull a heater!"

Tax the milk; it don't matter to me.
Tax the hell out of lemonade tea.
You can tax up a lulu
On strawberry Yoo-hoo.
Chocolate Soldier is always tax free!

Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-04-16 05:07  

#1  Must be a "Mr. Pip" man???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2014-04-16 01:01  

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