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2014-05-09
Posted by:Fred

#29  #27 I went to the Mussulman fair,

I apologize for posting that. No idea why I thought it worked with the rhyme changed. Cringe-o-rama.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-05-09 23:56  

#28  Dear Justass - remember to never leave your brother's behind!
Posted by: Bangkok Billy   2014-05-09 23:47  

#27  TW!

You rock! :-D
Posted by: Barbara   2014-05-09 21:08  

#26  I just saw a camel with the license plate 'justass'. I think we all know who double parked their camel.
Posted by: Airandee   2014-05-09 20:32  

#25  I went to the Mussulman fair,
The Shiites and Sunnis were there,
The dignitaries and their dromedaries
Were combing out dingleberries.

The monarch he got drunk
And barfed in the elephant's bunk.
When the Messenger pleased, all went down on their knees
And commenced ululating his junk.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-05-09 18:58  

#24  I hope I never invoke Trailing Wife's wrath. Whew! TW can scorch ya. :)
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-05-09 18:36  

#23  Islam is the religon cult of monkeys. Arabs are dogs. At least Persians had a culture till they fell into the monkey sh1t, There is hope they will get up and wipe it off some day an join the human race. Arabs, not.

Jus' thought I'd add my thoughts.

TW is awesome. You go lady.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2014-05-09 17:38  

#22  Mers was spread to humans by Saudis/camel relationships.
Posted by: Bubba Graiting8281   2014-05-09 17:37  

#21  I think his mommy still has to wipe him.

Which explains his problem with women.

Unless of course they are goats or sheep. He especially likes those.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2014-05-09 17:19  

#20  
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-05-09 17:02  

#19  I don't think he'll understand, ZF. He's only 7 or 8 years old.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2014-05-09 17:00  

#18  Wow. Like a water-bomber full of piranhas on his ass.

A Saud of the usual species
Was building a boom with his faeces.
While fapping, ecstatic,
He smudged his schematic --
Now he wipes his behind with prostheses.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-05-09 16:50  

#17  "It's been a bad year."//Mohammed Achmed el Raizuli the Magnificent (aka: Sean Connery)

What with Libya, Syria, Nigeria, The Sulkin' of Brewnigh, et al, Islame has been wearing itself out jumping so many sharks and showing off the inherent sadism that it once managed to hide from the obtuse clueless. Now, even libberals have noticed and dropped the Islame-o-phobia crap.
Posted by: Snusort Spomose2148   2014-05-09 13:58  

#16  My love to your mom, J. Wish I could give it to her myself. Just like I used to...
Posted by: tu3031   2014-05-09 13:49  

#15  A few dozen pretending to convert to Islam for the advantages while they are there (Taqqiya, donchaknow. It's cute how you people think you invented lying.) versus the six millions lost every year just to Christianity just in Black Africa. And MERS. Allah's reward to you for what you have become.
Posted by: trailing wife   2014-05-09 13:32  

#14  As you well know.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2014-05-09 13:28  

#13  [giggle]
Posted by: Bobby   2014-05-09 13:24  

#12  Centuries of cousin-marriage does take a toll.
Posted by: SteveS   2014-05-09 13:23  

#11  Kinda sad for ya Just Ice. Here it is, Friday night, you're in a land which went from cat box to rich basically overnight purely because the rest of the world developed tools, and here you are tonight talking about how much you like poo, and which animals you prefer. Are you at least hanging out with your boy cousins tonight, not counting yourself?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-05-09 13:10  

#10  Coming from a boy-fetish who thinks the hand is there to wipe poo, rather than manipulating a poo-wiping tool. It is quite primitive and a bit of sexual deviancy. Just Ice? Do you or did ride the backseat of a friend's motorcycle? Nothing wrong with that as I understand the land of Saud, its just you type a bit sticky if you know what I mean.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-05-09 12:41  

#9  Woodrow...Now isn't it true your species lets dogs into your homes?

Goat Humper Just Us, I would let a dog into my house before I would let an Arab or a Moslem.

Dogs are cleaner, and more trust worthy.
Posted by: Woodrow Ebbalet6585   2014-05-09 12:18  

#8  Outhouses have basements?
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2014-05-09 12:16  

#7  Don't waste your bits on the little shithead TW...three words suffice Oderint Dum Metuant..yell to Mommy from the basement to get you a dictionary
Posted by: Warthog   2014-05-09 12:09  

#6  That's Beautiful TW. Well said.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2014-05-09 12:08  

#5  Or perhaps the foreigners will leave sooner. MERS is spreading faster. Whatever will Saudis like little Justie do when those with medical skills aren't there, and all the servants fled?
Posted by: trailing wife   2014-05-09 12:08  

#4  Then learn to be insulted, you deballed little cocksucker. Your uncle trade you in for a younger model? You walk through the mall picking up bits of paper with girls' phone numbers, knowing not one will ever get into your hand except by accident, because you are too stupid to be worth your father buying you a bride. Nobody wants a eunuch whose only skill is copy-paste-submit, not even as a Saudi figurehead while the foreigners with real skills and intelligence do the work so long as your king can afford to pay them. But fracking will put an end to the oil income in a few years, and then you all can go back to huddling round the water holes and eating bread gritty with sand.
Posted by: trailing wife   2014-05-09 11:55  

#3  It's amusing and revealing what little Justie thinks is an insult.

He hasn't been here in years -- I wonder what suddenly got his goat? 'Cause he clearly doesn't rank a sheep, let alone a camel. Maybe he was rejected by his Daddy's alma mater, the air force academy.
Posted by: trailing wife   2014-05-09 11:30  

#2  I see that the goat humper Just Us is littering the 'burg with its spoor again.
Posted by: Woodrow Ebbalet6585   2014-05-09 10:53  

#1  I'm wondering about Golf Bravo USMC
Posted by: abu do you love   2014-05-09 03:31  

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