| Someone has been reading the Rapid Action Battalion's encounter handbook. |
[DAWN] KARACHI: Three suspects were bumped off in an encounter in the Yusuf Goth area in the early hours of Monday, police claimed.
SSP West Irfan Baloch said that a police party acting on a tip-off
| That'd be Mahmoud the Weasel's Pakistani cousin calling in the tip -- he has many young Weasel mouths to feed... |
raided a hideout of the gangsters in Yusuf Goth.
| Somewhere suitable proletarian, one hopes, like a strawberry field or a brick factory... |
On seeing the police, the suspects opened fire
"Mahmudullah, Belal, quickly open fire with your handcrafted Peshawar AK-47s!"
*bang! bang! bangetty-bang!* |
and in ' retaliatory firing', the three suspects were rubbed out.
| Each magically receiving one shot behind the right ear. Such is Allah's will for miscreants such as they. |
The bodies were later shifted to the Civil Hospital Bloody Karachi
...formerly the capital of Pakistain, now merely its most important port and financial center. It is among the largest cities in the world, with a population of 18 million, most of whom hate each other and many of whom are armed and dangerous...
where two of them were identified as Irshad Ali, 30, and Mohammad Ali, 23.
| Dr. Quincy immediately noted the deadness of the corpses, much to Jim's amazement. |
The police alleged that the suspects were associated with the Faisal Pathan gang of Lyari.
| Wanted on twelve planets, nobody loved them -- not even their mothers, rounds of bullet lovingly polished and returned to their velvet cases in the evidence room... The Pakistani police are new at this kind of thing, but they'll get there with practice. |
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