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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Magic Magnifying Glass
2014-06-05
KUALA LUMPUR: A man who purchased a peepee enlargement device online had a rude shock when he received a magnifying glass instead of the device he thought he had purchased.
Well, it DOES look bigger.
MCA Public Service and Complaint Bureau chairman Datuk Seri Michael Chong said Tuesday that the disgruntled customer, known only as Ong from Seri Kembangan, had paid RM450 for the peepee enlarger.
There's a sucker born every minute. P. T. Barnum did not say that. One of his competitors did about P. T.'s customers.
"When he received the package, he was shocked to find a magnifying glass inside.
"The instructions that came with the package merely read 'Do not use in sunlight'," he said.
You might wind up with a weiner roast.
Chong told reporters that Ong was one of many who have fallen prey to online scams of this sort.
They are just too easy.
"Men and women are equally vulnerable to these scams. Three people lost a total of more than RM80,000 to these scams this year alone," he said.
"Lookit this, honey -- I got you a present, 'cause you're so perfect! Yes, I know it looks like a rack, but the salesman showed me what it did for his, and... Why are you crying, honey? I had to make sure it worked, didn't I?"
Posted by:Deacon Blues

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You must believe.
Posted by: Shipman   2014-06-05 11:12  

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