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Ukraine violates Russia's border: Moscow | |
2014-06-14 | |
[Iran Press TV] Moscow says the Ukrainian army has violated its territory with one armored vehicle crossing Russia's border.
... the successor to the KGB... (FSB), the Ukrainian armored personnel carrier was detected near the village of Millerovo in the Rostov region on Friday. Vasily Malaev, the head of FSB's press department in the Rostov region, said that the vehicle was 150 meters inside the Russian territory without any crew inside it. He added that the crew later returned to the scene to take the vehicle. "That attempt was thwarted by border guards and the trespassers withdrew," the Interfax news agency quoted him as saying. There are also some reports claiming that there have been two armored vehicles not one in the region. | |
Posted by:Fred |
#4 I merely LOL'd, took me a while. |
Posted by: Shipman 2014-06-14 14:34 |
#3 I heh'd. Twice |
Posted by: Frank G 2014-06-14 13:03 |
#2 alternate version "The Millerovo Honeypot" A: "You said she lives close to here?" B: "I can't see in the dark, where the @#$ are we?" C: "Close now boys, stay sharp, she has 4 sisters." B: "Last time you said 5!" A: "Whaoa, is it 4 or 5, maybe this wasn't such a good idea. How'd you meet her?" C: "On this website, here look at the pictures" B: "WTF!" A: "This is a picture of Justin Bieber." B: "Why does Justin have ^&*(lady parts) in this picture?" C: "I will beat you!" All depart vehicle at high rate of speed. Meanwhile, somewhere south..... A2: "Fire her up boys, we just got invited to a party!" B2: "By Who?" A2: "This girl I met, she has 5 sisters!" B2: "Father is away?" A2: "(smiling) In Donetsk!" B2: "I'll get the guys, how do you know her?" A2: "Details are not important right now. I'll tell you along the way, let's roll!" |
Posted by: jefe101 2014-06-14 12:47 |
#1 "3400 rubles each to drive across the border and park?" -"That's what he says." "How far?" -"Maybe 100-150 meters." "Then what?" -"His cousin is having a party. We can hang out there(genially flicks under jaw). Whaddya say? "Can we trust him?" -Who knows, he's Russian, probably FSB, but the Vodka should be good." "OK. but I want dollars not Rubles and the Vodka better be good!" -I'll tell him, hey call your cousin Vaoldya maybe he'll drive up to." "Operation Millerovo underway!" |
Posted by: jefe101 2014-06-14 12:30 |