[AJC] A northwest Georgia woman is accused of damaging and flooding a stranger's home -- while naked.It would be a different story entirely had she known the person whose house she flooded...
Around 6:40 p.m. Friday, a Calhoun-area homeowner reported she'd returned home to find her home vandalized
"My Tupperwear!"
and a naked woman inside, the Gordon County Sheriff's Office said Tuesday.
"Hello? 911? There's a naked woman in my house! She's doing unspeakable things to my Tupperwear!"
Deputies searched the Nelson Lake Road home,
"You take the bedroom, Bob! Lew, you check the garage! I'll have a look in the closets!"
where they found the suspect hiding in a closet, Sheriff Mitch Ralston said.
"Stick 'em up, lady! No, not those! Yer hands!"
The suspect, Suzanne Hussain, 34, lives about seven miles away and didn't know the homeowner, Ralston said.
"Have we been introduced?"
"Ms. Hussain was in fact nude,
"Nude" is reclining, wearing nothing but a smile and perhaps a dab of perfume. Nekkid is different.
and was acting abnormally,
She was nekkid, in the closet of a stranger. That's kind of abnormal by definition, isn't it?
but was taken into custody without further incident," Ralston posted on the sheriff's office website.
"I'll keep her covered, Bob. You put the cuffs on her!"
"The house was extensively damaged, including having been flooded."
"Flooded?"
"I really hadda pee," she answered.
Paramedics were called to scene to evaluate Hussain,
"Hmmm... Pulse is 78. Temp is 98.6. BP is 122/80..."
"Anything else?"
"Well, she's nekkid."
who was then transported to Gordon Hospital, where she was treated and released,
"Nurse McClosky, find her something to wear. Then tell her to get the hell outta my emergency room!"
the Sheriff's Office said. Upon release from the hospital, Hussain was nabbed
Drop the heater, Studs, or you're hist'try!
, charged with burglary and criminal damage to property and booked into the Gordon County jail, Ralston said.
"I almost didn't recognize her with her clothes on, Bob!"
Hussain remained in jail Tuesday afternoon awaiting a bond amount, Ralston said. She was also being held on a probation violation for a prior charge of possession of methamphetamine, jail records showed.