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Drunk Man Arrested For Posing As TSA Agent Patting Down Women
2014-07-18
A San Francisco man suspected of having one too many drinks is accused of posing as a Transportation Security Administration agent and groped two unsuspecting women, both foreigners, into a private booth for security pat downs.

Authorities said the man was a ticketed passenger who went through the security checkpoint and was seen drinking at an airport lounge for a few hours Tuesday.

The man, who was wearing khaki pants and a blue polo, may have swiped plastic blue gloves to look the part
Posted by:Hans Aliover4321

#8  Pan, don't you have a blue polo?
Posted by: Skidmark   2014-07-18 17:15  

#7  that explains the complimentary prostate exam on my last flight
Posted by: Frank G   2014-07-18 15:35  

#6  All it takes is a pair of blue surgical gloves?
Posted by: Caesar Gray1629   2014-07-18 11:57  

#5  Did he set his metal detecting wand to "vibrate"?
Posted by: Pearl Borgia1889   2014-07-18 09:27  

#4  Did they get a happy ending, too?
Posted by: gorb   2014-07-18 08:38  

#3  TSA wanna-be. Likely to suffer temporary removal from the TSA recruitment list, or a verbal warning perhaps.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-07-18 08:37  

#2  The embarrassing part was he did it better that the real TSA gate agents. (Sure, you can take a five gallon gas can on board...)
Posted by: ed in texas   2014-07-18 08:01  

#1  But Ted Kennedy is dead?
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2014-07-18 07:02  

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