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| Government publishes detailed instructions on how to safely roast marshmallows |
| 2014-08-30 |
| [THEBLAZE] The U.S. Forest Service on Friday published a nearly 700-word article on how to safely roast marshmallows, all in preparation for Saturday, which is National Roasted Marshmallow Day. As one might expect, the article is riddled with safety tips that might make you think twice about even carrying matches into the forest at all, let alone actually igniting a marshmallow and putting your family's life at risk. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #6 This is satire from the Onion, right? What do you mean it's real? |
| Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2014-08-30 22:47 |
| #5 Hey, marshmallows can be difficult to work with. And don't even get me started on PEEPS! |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2014-08-30 16:41 |
| #4 So all I could think of was napalm and the Stay-puff marshmallow nan /Ghostbusters V |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-08-30 15:01 |
| #3 "marshmallow should be held in the fire by a non-flammable wire, not held in the fingers" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2014-08-30 13:07 |
| #2 Well, this IS from the gov't that put a man on the moon and brought him back. But that was in 1969, when we were much smarter. I have a Crest toothpaste tube that has operating instructions: " For best results, squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go up." Surprised there aren't additional warnings about not swallowing the cap... And these phuquers are in charge???? |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2014-08-30 11:33 |
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| Posted by: DarthVader 2014-08-30 11:03 |