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| Man broke into laundromat, stole toilet from bathroom |
| 2014-09-04 |
| [MYFOXDC] Police are searching for a man who allegedly stole a toilet from a Virginia laundromat early Friday morning, leaving the business flooded. Fredericksburg police say it happened at Hillcrest Coin Laundry at around 2 a.m. on August 8. A customer called police after finding the business flooded, and when police checked the security camera footage, they spotted a man going inside the building through an unsecured door and going into the bathroom. Later, they found that the toilet had been taken out of that bathroom. The man was also caught on surveillance video making an obscene gesture at the camera. The suspect is described as a white man in his 30s with medium-length blond hair. He was wearing a dark-colored ball cap. Anyone with information about the suspect is asked to call Fredericksburg police. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #20 My limericks are Boardwalk, not Baltic. Their rhythmic foundation? Basaltic. But my feet so footloose Shoot like juice through a goose, Propelled by a force catastaltic! |
| Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2014-09-04 23:33 |
| #19 Could this be the theif's water loo? Room. Now. Two days. (eesh.) |
| Posted by: Pappy 2014-09-04 21:12 |
| #18 If you've ever tried to flush Moby Dump with 1.6 GPM you would understand that finding working 3 GPM full flush terlit would be too great a temptation not to take it home. |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2014-09-04 18:43 |
| #17 No he's called Louis. |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2014-09-04 17:54 |
| #16 His name is Earl by chance? |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-09-04 17:00 |
| #15 You'll be happy to know the evil toilet thief has been caught. He was also charged for a similar incident in the next county. |
| Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2014-09-04 16:27 |
| #14 stunningly poetic, well done! |
| Posted by: NoMoreBS 2014-09-04 15:55 |
| #13 A burglar of turdfish aquaria Moved Burgers to wordy hysteria. The shithouse Narcissus, Dethroned, reminisces In a psych ward without necessaria. |
| Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2014-09-04 15:06 |
| #12 Could this be the theif's water loo? |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2014-09-04 11:54 |
| #11 Both of you - to your rooms. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2014-09-04 11:05 |
| #10 Obviously your #9 is in loo of your usual non-trivial posts. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2014-09-04 11:00 |
| #9 Since you got rid of the throne your country's gone down the crapper. The police need to track him down and FLUSH him out. Otherwise he's just pulling our chain. |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2014-09-04 10:43 |
| #8 Some Rantburgers are fairly old. Missing toilets can be a serious concern... However this guy obviously has a serious Toilet Fetish. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2014-09-04 09:55 |
| #7 Seat-sniffer variant. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2014-09-04 08:49 |
| #6 So, the security camera saw him go in, but didn't catch him carrying the toilet out. Hmmm. (There's a joke involving the word 'flash' in here somewhere...) |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2014-09-04 07:53 |
| #5 Toilet theft is not "filler" it's an on going concern for RAntburgers. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-09-04 06:54 |
| #4 excuse typonese |
| Posted by: Bov Flimbers 2014-09-04 03:22 |
| #3 Besoeker love your posts - i was like "there's some inside humor I am not getting here and I am mot too proud to ask" - but it looks like filler so no biggie - any way thanks for saying hi and welcomee |
| Posted by: Bov Flimbers 2014-09-04 03:21 |
| #2 Glad to see you here Bov. Yes, current events and sardonic rants minced with a dash of humor. On occasion, military science. Less frequently, culinary recommendations and interesting recipes. Again, glad to see you. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2014-09-04 02:46 |
| #1 I dunno - I am kinda new to this site and I read this post, compare it to the regular fare, and it's almost like "from the somewhat critical to the somewhat trivial" - am I missing something? |
| Posted by: Bov Flimbers 2014-09-04 02:36 |