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Well known local cleric assassinated in Beledweyn town
2014-10-01
Beledweyn (RBC) Unidentified armed men have shot and killed a well known local cleric in Beledweyn town, Somalia's central region of Hiiraan on Monday night, locals said.

The gun men entered a mosque in the city centre where they have shot and killed the cleric Wardi Salah shorty before the Evening Prayer started, n elder Ali Mohamud told RBC Radio.

The assassinated cleric was the Mua'zin of the mosque where his hooting took place.

The full mosque turned into empty place after the shooting as the insiders begun to flee in shock after the attackers started shooting the Mu'azin giving the assassins, believed to be two young men armed with pistols a situation to escape from the area.
Posted by:badanov

#8  Girly-men call it the Oxford comma, but we believe in calling a spade a spade.
Posted by: SteveS   2014-10-01 20:30  

#7  what's a Terror comma?
Posted by: Frank G   2014-10-01 19:57  

#6  Dang! That's downright Homeric. In the Odyssey sense, not the Simpsons.

If this keeps up, Fred will need to change the site theme to The War on Terror and Poetry. Er, War on Terror comma and Poetry.
Posted by: SteveS   2014-10-01 15:23  

#5  Zenobia F, you have surpassed yourself.
Posted by: trailing wife   2014-10-01 15:00  

#4  I'll sing of a row down in Beledweyn town,
Where a couple of shorties shot the muezzin down.
'Twas the meanest, Beledweyniest thing that you saw,
When those kids stormed the mosque and shot Wardi Salah.

Will Allah shed tears for the yelper he chose?
For his falsetto shriek and that thing on his nose?
The wee bastards killed him; all he'd done to them
Was to try to become their best Islamic friend.

Here's to two gallant persons now hotly pursued --
Mohamed, Muhamad, Maxamed, Maqdoud?
And here's to old Wardi, whose final hurrah
Was facing their pistols for love of Allah.

The police may not catch them before my song's end,
The honour of Islam to hold and defend,
But they'll wail mournful ballads in local patois,
Playing sweet Muslim music for them, inshallah.

Here's to Baladweyne, and to her renown;
Though they drink muddy water, it's my kind of town,
Where the next cleric craving a menage a trois
Will settle for playmates who baaaa, by Allah!
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-10-01 14:10  

#3  Awesome typo in the text.
Posted by: Shipman   2014-10-01 12:09  

#2  He covered then was covered.
Posted by: Shipman   2014-10-01 12:08  

#1  "If I had to hear him hoot 'Midnight At The Oasis' one ...more...time..I was gonna haveta shoot myself"
Posted by: Frank G   2014-10-01 09:30  

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