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| Man Arrested after Calf Found in Back Seat of Car |
| 2014-11-09 |
[An Nahar] Police in Southern Caliphornia, an impregnable bastion of the Democratic Party, have tossed in the clinkDon't shoot, coppers! I'm comin' out! a suspected calf rustler after the animal was found in the back seat of his car. Riverside Animal Services front man John Welsh says an officer approached Cesar Zamora Santana early Wednesday when the man was spotted loitering outside an auto shop. When the officer looked inside Santana's vehicle, he saw the calf lying in the back seat. Santana told police that he bought the animal for $200 at a gas station. Animal control officers found that the bovine's ear identification tag had been forcibly removed. Welsh says the 150-pound female calf was turned over to a farmer to be fostered while authorities try to find its owner. The 31-year-old Santana was arrested on suspicion of transporting livestock without proof of ownership or identifying information. No phone listing for him could be found. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #11 Your room. Now. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2014-11-09 19:55 |
| #10 He wasn't 'transporting,' he was mooo-ving the animal. (C'mon, SOMEBODY had to say it) |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2014-11-09 19:31 |
| #9 I really don't want to know how you know that, AH. |
| Posted by: Barbara 2014-11-09 16:15 |
| #8 Never transport young piglets in the back seat of a car. They get carsick & become incontinent. |
| Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2014-11-09 16:06 |
| #7 Food supplier caught transporting slightly raw Taco Bell. /sarc |
| Posted by: Charles 2014-11-09 14:30 |
| #6 Do you really, Raj? ;-p |
| Posted by: Barbara 2014-11-09 10:45 |
| #5 The 31-year-old Santana was arrested on suspicion of transporting livestock without proof of ownership or identifying information. No phone listing for him could be found. Wonder what his immigration status is? |
| Posted by: Raj 2014-11-09 09:54 |
| #4 "we are eloping" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2014-11-09 09:48 |
| #3 Lol, early Sunday am goodness. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-11-09 07:59 |
| #2 The Riverside Animal Services Make sure fleas aren't hurt in flea circuses. Their stiff staff will not laugh If a calf or giraffe Is found filched for nefarious purposes. I hope you don't mind if I mock you gents For holding livestock without documents, While Cesar Santana Will go free mañana With the whole goddamn government's compliments. |
| Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2014-11-09 05:22 |
| #1 Well, at least he wasn't transporting the calf for immoral purposes. |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2014-11-09 04:37 |