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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Zombies?
2014-12-03
The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains — about half of the specimens the university had in a collection of brains preserved in jars of formaldehyde.
Someone finally checked the Humanities Department's staff.
One of the missing brains is believed to have belonged to clock tower sniper Charles Whitman.
Is one of them named Abby Normal? Where is Dr. Frankenstein?
That's "Frahnken-shteen!"
"We think somebody may have taken the brains, but we don't know at all for sure," psychology Professor Tim Schallert, co-curator of the collection, told the Austin American-Statesman.
His co-curator, psychology Professor Lawrence Cormack, said, "It's entirely possible word got around among undergraduates and people started swiping them for living rooms or Halloween pranks."
Posted by:Deacon Blues

#5  Not zombies, as it turns out, merely idiots. According to the L.a. Times:

“A preliminary university investigation has revealed that UT environmental health and safety officials disposed of multiple brain specimens in approximately 2002 in accordance with protocols concerning biological waste,” according to a statement from the University of Texas at Austin, where the story began.

The brains, which were received in the 1980s, were destroyed because they were not suitable for research.

“This occurred prior to the renovation of the Animal Resources Center, where the specimens had been stored in a secure location,” according to the school.

“We believe the workers disposed of between 40 and 60 jars, some of which contained multiple human brains, and worked with a biological waste contractor to do so safely,” the school said.
Posted by: trailing wife   2014-12-03 21:17  

#4  ..well, at least not the upper cognitive portion. The lower brain stem group does most of the 'thinking' for them.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2014-12-03 19:44  

#3  Can't be the progressives, cuz they have no use for brains.
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2014-12-03 19:23  

#2  "We think somebody may have taken the brains, but we don't know at all for sure,"

Genius, pure genius.
Posted by: bigjim-CA   2014-12-03 17:29  

#1  
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2014-12-03 17:13  

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