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Home Front: Culture Wars
When Anne Lamott hears the word Gawd, she gets her knives
2014-12-04
Via, of all places, The Tea Party News Network :o)

From TFA:


All wisdom traditions have at their root three basic ideas: To take care of the poor, to cultivate a sense of presence or union with a power much greater than ourselves, and to soften the heart. In the fullness of those traditions – as opposed to the fundamentalist version of those traditions – you don’t hit back. For me as a Christian, the two main things are you’re supposed to “let go and let God,” and you’re supposed to turn the other cheek. Those two things are like my two worst realms. People are always saying, “Let go and let God …” and I just want to stab them. People say, “We just need to forgive and forget.” As if they had.
For me as a Jew, it's "God helps those who help themselves" and "The Covenant is not a suicide pact." Then, too, I didn't spend my twenties drinking instead of growing up, and I didn't waste my child's childhood venting my spleen at the imperfections of others. Perhaps it isn't Christianity that's your problem, dear.
All the better excuses for blaming the Tea Party have been taken. Ms. Lamott has to pick and choose from what's left.
Posted by:badanov

#14  I knew an old man who used it as a tapping fluid.
Posted by: badanov   2014-12-04 21:20  

#13  At Miss Lamont's School of Forgiveness,
To stick to one's guns would be witless:
Her lovely tea parties
Are only for smarties
Who'd stab Baggers' eyes with a quickness.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-12-04 20:02  

#12  "Lamont, you big dummy!" said Redd Foxx.
"You're dumb as that big box of pet rocks!"
"Be cool, Pop, don't worry;
They'll sell in a hurry
To crazy white ladies with dreadlocks."
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-12-04 19:56  

#11  Geeze, what a nasty, bigoted small-minded scrunt. (Remind self - avoid purchasing any of her books. Also, avoid anything to do with middle-aged white women who do their hair in those nasty-looking mini-dreads.)
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2014-12-04 16:53  

#10  "I wants to stab them, my precious. Stab out their eyez...yeahsss. Gollum, Gollum."
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-12-04 13:28  

#9  "For me as a Jew, it's "God helps those who help themselves" and "The Covenant is not a suicide pact." Then, too, I didn't spend my twenties drinking instead of growing up, and I didn't waste my child's childhood venting my spleen at the imperfections of others. Perhaps it isn't Christianity that's your problem, dear."

TW wins! I wanna be just like you when I grow up, dear. :-D
Posted by: Barbara   2014-12-04 12:09  

#8  Wotta maroon.
Posted by: Barbara   2014-12-04 12:08  

#7  Like a bad episode of Whose Line is It?

OK, you are a special snowflake. You are going to blame the Tea Party for everything, and your prop is this can of WD-40.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-12-04 11:49  

#6  WD-40 is good for loosening fasteners and a quick lube, but I don't use it for long term lubrication due to evaporation. Right tool, right application, etc.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-12-04 10:06  

#5  only the volatile hydrocarbon evaporates.

She should be disappearing in 3....2.....1
Posted by: Warthog   2014-12-04 09:48  

#4  According to Wikipedia, only the volatile hydrocarbon evaporates, leaving the lubricating oil behind.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2014-12-04 09:42  

#3  WD-40 evaporates. I wonder if she knew ?

I didn't, Besoeker, so probably no.
Posted by: trailing wife   2014-12-04 06:00  

#2  Corrosion-X, PB Blaster, and Kroil are all better products, B.
Posted by: no mo uro   2014-12-04 05:50  

#1  And then that miracle of grace [forgiveness], like a spiritual WD-40, that gets into the very stuck, grinding places inside of us.

WD-40 evaporates. I wonder if she knew ?

Posted by: Besoeker   2014-12-04 05:29  

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