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| Frenchwoman guilty of sex attacks on plumbers |
| 2014-12-12 |
| h/tGates of Vienna A court in France this week handed out a 12-month suspended prison sentence to a woman who sexually assaulted two plumbers, who came to repair the central heating in her house. |
| Posted by:g(r)omgoru |
| #15 #10 - "Log Jammin'". First thing I thought of as well..... |
| Posted by: Frank G 2014-12-12 21:22 |
| #14 "Smacked one of them across the ear" > She saw Robert De Niro's + Michelle Pffeifer's mob movie last year, didn't we??? DE NIRO-VS-FRENCH-PLUMBING-N-FRENCH-PLUMBER(S). |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2014-12-12 20:30 |
| #13 The only reason I would think of for a French man to say NO to such an advance would be if she were the size of an elephant AND four-star, four-bag UGLY. I shudder to think of what this woman looks like... |
| Posted by: Bill Clinton 2014-12-12 19:54 |
| #12 "Hey Culligan Man!" |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2014-12-12 17:48 |
| #11 Say no to crack. (plumber crack) |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2014-12-12 16:15 |
| #10 Labowski Cable Repair Scene NSFW contains bW00bs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiJ7o5oftWs |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2014-12-12 15:51 |
| #9 "What do I look like, Betty Crocker?" |
| Posted by: JonC 2014-12-12 12:27 |
| #8 Central heating problems, indeed. |
| Posted by: Grunter 2014-12-12 11:45 |
| #7 "You can imagine what happens next." "He fixes the plumbing?" |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2014-12-12 11:00 |
| #6 The Jolly Tinker Traditional As I went down a shady lane, as a door I chanced to knock Have you any pots or kettles with rusty holes to block? Well, indeed I have, don't you know I have? To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed I have The missus came out to the door and she asked me to come in Sayin': "You're welcome jolly tinker and I hope you brought your tin?" Well, indeed I did, don't you know I did? To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed I did She took me through the kitchen and she led me through the hall And the servants cried: "The divil, has he come to block us all?" Well, indeed I have, don't you know I have? To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed I have She took me up the stairs, me lads, to show me what to do And she fell on the featherbed and I fell on it too Well, indeed I did, don't you know I did? To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed I did She then picked up the frying-pan and she began to knock For to let the servants know, me lads, that I was at me work Well, indeed I was, don't you know I was? To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed I was She put her hand into her pocket and she pulled out twenty pound Say: "Take this me jolly tinker and we'll have another round Well, indeed we will, don't you know we will? To me rightful loora laddie, well, indeed we will Well, I've been a jolly tinker for this forty years or more Oh, but such a lovely job as that I never did before Well, indeed I didn't, don't you know I didn't? To me rightful loora laddie Well, indeed I didn't |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2014-12-12 10:36 |
| #5 All she wanted was some pipe work! Is that too much to expect from a plumber? |
| Posted by: Woozle Scourge of the Wee Folk4194 2014-12-12 08:51 |
| #4 For whatever reason (maybe pron watching), an active libido. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2014-12-12 08:17 |
| #3 Been watching too much adult internet has she? |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2014-12-12 07:45 |
| #2 When the plumbers again declined, she smacked one of them across the ear before throwing them out of her home and refusing to let them take their plumbing equipment with them. Obviously, "plumbing equipment" should be taken literally and not in a double entendre sort of way. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2014-12-12 07:16 |
| #1 Had a problem with her plumbing. |
| Posted by: Omuling Bucket5684 2014-12-12 06:34 |