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Sen. Harry Reid Injured After "Exercise Accident" at Home
2015-01-02
“On Thursday, Accused Pederast Senator Reid received treatment at University Medical Center in Las Vegas for injuries sustained in an accident he suffered while exercising at home in Henderson.

A piece of equipment Senator Reid was using to exercise broke, causing him to fall and break a number of ribs and bones in his face.

Senator Reid will return to Washington this weekend and be in the office Tuesday as the Senate prepares to reconvene. His doctors expect a full recovery."
Facebook comment:
"Apparently those 13 year olds can fight back. This is why he should stick to 10-year olds."
Posted by:Frank G

#18  And of course those rumors came from a very good white house source...

Should have paid the kid his $20 Harry.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2015-01-02 23:56  

#17  Went face first after the straps on his sex swing broke.
Posted by: OldSpook   2015-01-02 23:05  

#16  Mistresses Mooschell and Valerie got carried away!
Posted by: Sgt. D.T.   2015-01-02 22:27  

#15  I thought about adding that part, but figured I shouldn't as I'm on a work computer. I did think it though.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2015-01-02 20:53  

#14  SB, I suspect he got rolled by and took a beatdown from a 13-year-old boy who wasn't putting up with any of his sh!t.

After all, Harry has never denied the rumors . . . .
Posted by: Barbara   2015-01-02 20:00  

#13  I suspect he got rolled by a hooker and took a beat down.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2015-01-02 19:50  

#12  No comment from the Koch brothers.
Posted by: Airandee   2015-01-02 17:50  

#11  #9 Probably fainted and fell into it. Heh. Posted by Pappy


I knew you'd know what that contraption was....whahaha.
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-01-02 17:50  

#10  What's this about 13 year olds and Senator Reid (D)eviant?
Posted by: Shipman   2015-01-02 17:41  

#9  Probably fainted and fell into it.

Heh.
Posted by: Pappy   2015-01-02 17:25  

#8  Dust held together by corruption. Not very resistant to impacts.
Posted by: Sheremble Omererong5579   2015-01-02 17:02  

#7  On Thursday, Reid received treatment for injuries sustained in Henderson NV.

Thursday - 12:01 AM New Years Day

fall and break a number of ribs and bones in his face.

Yup, well, could have happened....



Posted by: Count Galeazzo Dingle8708   2015-01-02 15:34  

#6  Like the old saying goes,

"You may not care about Karma
but Karma cares about you."
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2015-01-02 14:39  

#5  A sudden attack of karma?

Al
Posted by: frozen al   2015-01-02 13:18  

#4  Did he fail to keep his mob bosses happy? Or maybe Michelle gave him a beat down?
Posted by: Iblis   2015-01-02 12:40  

#3  Probably fainted and fell into it.
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-01-02 12:26  

#2  Tried to elevate his morals...........too much for him.
Posted by: AlanC   2015-01-02 12:25  

#1  Smells like a beat-down to me.
Posted by: Skidmark   2015-01-02 12:16  

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