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-Lurid Crime Tales-
8 years for woman who gave 'butt injections' with caulking gun
2015-03-26
[CTVNEWS.CA] TORONTO -- A woman who injected industrial silicone into the buttocks of customers as an illegal cosmetic procedure has been sentenced to eight years in prison.
"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read"

With credit for time already spent in jug, the sentence means Marilyn Reid has five years and three months left to serve.
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Superior Court Justice Jane Kelly says Reid "wounded, maimed, disfigured and endangered" the lives of her victims.
I met her on Monday, it was my lucky fun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean

She says Reid was neither authorized to perform cosmetic surgery, nor was she authorized to give injections, but she did both.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Reid, who is from Newmarket, Ont., held her head in her hands and looked down at the floor as she sat in the prisoner's box while Kelly discussed the details of her case. The 50-year-old pleaded guilty to eight counts of aggravated assault in January.
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Court heard that Reid used syringes attached to a caulking gun to inject silicone into women's buttocks in hotel rooms or their homes between April 2011 and May 2012. All but one victim suffered serious health consequences -- four almost fatal. Some had to undergo repeated medical procedures and long periods in hospital.
Posted by:Fred

#4  She's actually being punished for doing building subcontracting without a license. Gotta pay them fees.
Posted by: ed in texas   2015-03-26 17:49  

#3  "Mind if I caulk yo' butt?"

"say whut?"
Posted by: Frank G   2015-03-26 14:13  

#2  Just a little 'DAP' will do ya.
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-03-26 13:41  

#1  Do the victims in these kinds of crime still get to vote?
Posted by: gorb   2015-03-26 13:32  

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