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| Donner Pass on the Anambra: Nigerian Restaurant Shuttered for Serving Human Flesh |
| 2015-05-16 |
| [Osun defender] On Thursday Onitsha police arrested 11 people after they discovered 2 fresh human heads in a hotel (name withheld....but we're pretty certain it was Mr. Big's place) very close to the popular Ose-Okwodu market in Anambra state.2 AK47 rifles & other weapons were also discovered in the hotel. The arrest followed tip-offs from area residents on Thursday morning. The hotel owner, 6 women and 4 men were arrested. After police got access to the hotel, they made a startling discovery of two human heads wrapped in a cellophane bag, two AK47 rifles, two army caps, 40 rounds of live ammunition and so many cell phones. 'Take Away' bags plus guns and ammo? Think of it, taking a 'double header' to a double header. “Each time I came to market, because the hotel is very close to the market, I always noticed funny movements in and out of the hotel; dirty people with dirty characters always come into the hotel. So, I was not surprised when the police made this discovery in the early hours of yesterday,” said a vegetable seller in the area A Pastor who was among the people who tipped off the police on Thursday said: I went to the hotel early this year, after eating, I was told that a lump of meat was being sold at N700, I was surprised. So I did not know it was human meat that I ate at such expensive price.” What is this country turning into? Can you imagine people selling human flesh as meat. Seriously I’m beginning to fear people in this part of the world. Lord have mercy! |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #7 Have you heard about the cannibal who threw up his arms on disgust? How about the one who could stomach his mother-in-law? Or the one who passed his brother in the woods? |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2015-05-16 23:39 |
| #6 I'll I can figure is that meat is expensive and life is cheap in this part of the world. Jeffrey Dahmer would have fit in well with this restaurant's business plan. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2015-05-16 16:27 |
| #5 That dead president owes me a keyboard and screen cleaning |
| Posted by: Ebbatle Slinesing1040 2015-05-16 13:38 |
| #4 Your room - now. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2015-05-16 12:37 |
| #3 These two cannibals sit down for a meal in a local restaurant. The waiter comes up and says, "I'm afraid all we have left is a missionary from Prague, but you can share him if you want." "Okay," says one of the cannibals, "We'll split the Czech." |
| Posted by: Millard Fillmore1859 2015-05-16 11:06 |
| #2 A franchise of the Soylent Corporation? |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2015-05-16 08:23 |
| #1 "Excuse me waiter, what is this wonderful sauce?" |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2015-05-16 00:35 |