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| Syria: Come for the falafels, stay for your demise |
| 2015-05-20 |
| A British jihadist who skipped bail and claimed to have fled the UK to join Isis in Syria has purportedly released an e-book guide targeting Western recruits that compares territories under the extremist group to a “plush holiday resort”. Abu Rumaysah is named as the author on a document entitled 'A Brief Guide to the Islamic State' [2015]' which was released on Monday and is being shared across social media. The 46-page document presents a utopian view of life in the terror group's Iraqi and Syrian strongholds under the headings: "food in the caliphate", "weather", "transport", "technology", "people" and "education". Some of the many outlandish claims include that Isis is "dead serious" about its transport networks. "The natural progression for the transport network in the Islamic State has to be trains then ships and aeroplanes," it states, "but everything is on the table: zeppelins, hovercrafts, trams [and] microlites." |
| Posted by:badanov |
| #6 Hungarian g, from The Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook. |
| Posted by: Rex Mundi 2015-05-20 18:53 |
| #5 They might find that subway systems can do double duty as bomb shelters. |
| Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2015-05-20 14:32 |
| #4 Polish, RM? |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2015-05-20 12:56 |
| #3 Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka! |
| Posted by: Rex Mundi 2015-05-20 12:13 |
| #2 Yes, but do the hovercraft come with the eel options? |
| Posted by: Mitch H. 2015-05-20 11:42 |
| #1 Some of the many outlandish claims include that Isis is "dead serious" about its transport networks. "The natural progression for the transport network in the Islamic State has to be trains then ships and aeroplanes," it states, "but everything is on the table: zeppelins, hovercrafts, trams [and] microlites." "We are working in coordination with California Governor Brown's High Speed Rail" Snark of the Day |
| Posted by: Frank G 2015-05-20 09:00 |