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John Kerry injured in cycling accident in France | |
2015-05-31 | |
[Guardian] The US secretary of state, John Kerry, was in a stable condition in a Geneva hospital after being injured in an accident while cycling near Scionzier, France, his spokesman has said. Kerry, 71, was transported by helicopter to a hospital in Geneva, where he was being examined, spokesman John Kirby said. "Secretary Kerry is stable and likely suffered a leg injury. He did not lose consciousness," Kirby added. Kerry suffered the accident near Scionzier, France, 25 miles (40km) south-east of the Swiss border. Paramedics and a physician were on the scene with his motorcade at the time. A paramedic travelling with his motorcade immediately examined the secretary after his bike apparently hit a kerb, causing the fall, Kirby said. Kerry was transported to Geneva's main hospital, HUG, where he was being evaluated. X-rays were being taken of his right leg.
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Posted by:Besoeker |
#21 Little known fact: voted "Most likely to break his leg bicycling in France" while in high school. |
Posted by: tu3031 2015-05-31 20:08 |
#20 Never had any interest in a sport that lowers sperm count and encourages one to shave one's legs. Not surprised at all that John Kerry embraces it. |
Posted by: Iblis 2015-05-31 18:42 |
#19 All the Kerry bashing aside, let's hope he has a quick recovery. As bad as he is, there are a lot worse....Harf! |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2015-05-31 16:59 |
#18 His lucky hat fell off |
Posted by: European Conservative 2015-05-31 16:49 |
#17 "Macadam, meet I fear you shall have to confer." The treacherous wedgie, So famously tetchy, Sez, "Hey, dumb-ass, get a chauffeur." Meh. |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2015-05-31 16:46 |
#16 The purple, a portable throne! A curb by the Rhone, and a groan: "O Lordy, have mercy; This unlucky jersey Has cost me the damned Maillot Jaune!" |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2015-05-31 16:23 |
#15 I'm a guessing Jawn would be described as this by actual cyclists. All the gear, No idea! |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2015-05-31 15:46 |
#14 I agree SteveS. Either lane, faster, and at dusk please. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2015-05-31 13:15 |
#13 As much as I enjoy the Kerry mockery (kerimakeri? is that some Japanese thing?), I give him props for being a 71 year old dude out there biking. Pedal on, Jawn. Pedal on, Harf. |
Posted by: SteveS 2015-05-31 13:11 |
#12 Was there a Secret Service nearby to blame it on? |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2015-05-31 13:03 |
#11 Update: Fractured right femur.Posted by Pappy Impact 'Master Trek Purple Heart' with 26 spoke clusters. Foggy Bottom executive dining room ceremony TBA. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2015-05-31 12:13 |
#10 Update: Fractured right femur. |
Posted by: Pappy 2015-05-31 12:07 |
#9 s'wut happens when your spokesman's name is Curby. X-rays - what next, load up the beta max? |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2015-05-31 10:24 |
#8 Looks like a request for Purple Heart #4 will be submitted by Jawn. |
Posted by: Mugsy Glink 2015-05-31 09:15 |
#7 Is the bike ok? |
Posted by: DepotGuy 2015-05-31 08:51 |
#6 That is what happens when you wear flip flops on a bike, John. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2015-05-31 08:42 |
#5 :) Frank |
Posted by: Shipman 2015-05-31 08:39 |
#4 IMA awaiting a photoshop of Harf riding on his handlebars. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2015-05-31 08:16 |
#3 Did they put him down? |
Posted by: Frank G 2015-05-31 08:16 |
#2 Then I guess Harf will have to take over until he's back on his feet... |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2015-05-31 07:49 |
#1 I'm guessing they took his training wheels off. |
Posted by: ed in texas 2015-05-31 07:45 |