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Swimming with gators.
2015-07-05
[Huffpoo] A man swimming late at night in a Texas bayou died after an alligator attacked him in what was reportedly the state's first fatal gator attack in roughly two centuries.
Here, hold my beer.
Tommie Woodward, 28, jumped into a marina early Friday morning along the bayou in the city of Orange, near the Louisiana border, despite a sign that said "No Swimming Alligator," CNN reported. The marina owner said the warning went up recently after the reptile was spotted lurking in the water. Reports said it measured 10 to 12 feet in length.
People, they taste just like chicken.
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  Yah, it's the other side of the Sabine River, therefore must be a Jackass.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2015-07-05 23:13  

#6  Set out Out on 'em Amos!
Make it count son!
Posted by: Shipman   2015-07-05 20:20  

#5  FARK! Ringing device!
Posted by: Shipman   2015-07-05 20:19  

#4  Amos Moses to the tinning device!
Posted by: Shipman   2015-07-05 20:18  

#3  LOL took me three takes,
Posted by: Shipman   2015-07-05 20:15  

#2  Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220

And there you have it, ladies and gents!
Posted by: trailing wife   2015-07-05 18:15  

#1  Hold my beer, watch this here, cocodrillo
Me don't care what me hear from Miss Cleo
Cher, you only live once, cocodrillo
Son of a gun, he big one on the rio!
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2015-07-05 09:04  

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