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Man shoots off firework from top of his head, dies
2015-07-06
[NAPLESNEWS] A young man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, fatally injuring himself, authorities said Sunday.

Devon Staples and his friends had been drinking and setting off fireworks Saturday night in the backyard of a friend's home in the small eastern Maine city of Calais, said Stephen McCausland, a front man for the state Department of Public Safety. Staples, 22, of Calais, placed a fireworks mortar tube on his head and set it off, he said.

The firework went kaboom!, killing Staples instantly, McCausland said.

His death is the first fireworks fatality in Maine since the state legalized fireworks on Jan. 1, 2012, authorities said.
Posted by:Fred

#7  Darwin Master Over Achiever of the Year.
Posted by: Cheaderhead   2015-07-06 19:37  

#6  Do not tease Happy Color Mortar with your head.

When I was a mere child, the instructions were very clear.


Light, then get away.
Do not attempt to slide this explosive device under your cousins bathroom door.
Do not toss this device via an arc towards the dishwashing sink hoping for mr. Timely exposition
Under few circumstance tape to tailpipe
We are made to be fly not skitter along the road
Ghost crab much to fast for this device
Lite then get away, we mean it
Posted by: Shipman   2015-07-06 19:20  

#5  Can't wait to see the new and improved mortar "warning" label.
Posted by: Hupineger Glomomp52169   2015-07-06 14:16  

#4  After all, we got Kerry on a bicycle.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2015-07-06 11:37  

#3  Biden? Maybe. I don't think Hildebeest would be dumb enough.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2015-07-06 11:36  

#2  Is there any chance we can convince Biden to try this?
Posted by: frozen al   2015-07-06 11:22  

#1  He might have been hunting alligators.
Posted by: Skidmark   2015-07-06 09:48  

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