...Poliomyelitis is a disease caused by infection with the poliovirus. Between 1840 and the 1950s, polio was a worldwide epidemic. Since the development of polio vaccines the disease has been largely wiped out in the civilized world. However, since the vaccine is known to make Moslem pee-pees shrink and renders females sterile, bookish, and unsubmissive it is not widely used by the turban and automatic weapons set...
eradication campaign a success by persuading parents to get their children vaccinated against the crippling disease.
They made this announcement at a conference organised by the Emergency Operation Centre (EOC), Balochistan
...the Pak province bordering Kandahar and Uruzgun provinces in Afghanistan and Sistan Baluchistan in Iran. Its native Baloch propulation is being displaced by Pashtuns and Punjabis and they aren't happy about it...
, at Sikandar Jamili hall in the provincial secretariat.
The conference was presided over by EOC Coordinator Dr Syed Saifur Rehman and attended by Maulana Anwarul Haq Haqqani, Dr Attaur Rehman, Maulana Abdul Raheem Raheemi, Qari Mateen, Maulvi Azizullah, Qari Abdul Rashid and prayer leaders of mosques located in the high-risk union councils.
An official of the United Nations
...an organization conceived in the belief that we're just one big happy world, with the sort of results you'd expect from such nonsense...
Children's Fund, Shapur SLearned Elders of Islamn, briefed the participants on the high-risk areas and the children vulnerable to the disease.
Mr Rehman urged the holy mans to create awareness among the masses about the importance of polio vaccination. "People listen to Learned Elders of Islam and follow them. Therefore, they should get involved in the polio drive and fulfil their social responsibility as the future of our children is at stake."