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Eight-hundred pound woman is rescued from her NYC apartment with a massive net |
2015-08-23 |
[The Mail] An obese woman in need of medical attention was rescued from her second-story apartment in East Harlem by New York City firefighters who had a net that could hold her nearly 800lb body. City paramedics arrived at the woman's apartment on 111th Street around 1.15pm and quickly realized that she was too large to fit through the front door of the dwelling. The emergency workers were able to treat the woman but they called in the firefighters so she could be removed from the apartment and taken to St Luke's Hospital. Disassembly would have required less heavy equipment and might have been more advantageous to tax payers in the long-term. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#11 "All units respond! Supersizing In progress! A Harlem uprising!" Now, thanks to my menu And slight shift in venue, Manhattan is saved from capsizing! |
Posted by: Bill de Blasio 2015-08-23 17:42 |
#10 ...she has her own gravity. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2015-08-23 17:22 |
#9 She's so massive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp6CG8YoBv4 |
Posted by: Hupesh Ebbusomp5266 2015-08-23 15:27 |
#8 Thank goodness for the fat acceptance movement. |
Posted by: charger 2015-08-23 14:42 |
#7 Reminds me of a song... |
Posted by: Raj 2015-08-23 10:26 |
#6 she's just "big boned" |
Posted by: Frank G 2015-08-23 09:36 |
#5 Ring dings - why do they hate us? |
Posted by: Blossom Unains5562 2015-08-23 03:26 |
#4 |
Posted by: 2015-08-23 02:28 |
#3 Just who fed her and wiped her butt. |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2015-08-23 02:13 |
#2 "Disassembly" of the apartment door and wall of course. Why do you ask ? |
Posted by: Besoeker 2015-08-23 02:09 |
#1 Does the net-mender take SNAP? |
Posted by: Blossom Unains5562 2015-08-23 02:06 |