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Navy Times: Vote on the Navy's new slogan!
2015-09-13
"Vote Now
It's time to vote on Navy slogans. More than 3,300 readers sent in slogan ideas. Navy Times staff narrowed down the list to the best slogans in these categories.

Pick your favorite in each category and then click vote. All entries follow the format, America's Navy: ___________________."
This is a joke, right?
Posted by:Blossom Unains5562

#15  How about "We suck, just ask Obama!"
Posted by: Silentbrick   2015-09-13 23:09  

#14  America's Obama's Navy - Too small for the job.
Posted by: OldSpook   2015-09-13 23:02  

#13  Launched and clearing datum.
Posted by: Shipman   2015-09-13 20:03  

#12  RIV, the Navy!! Tell the Marines to call Uber.
Posted by: AlanC   2015-09-13 15:19  

#11  "America's Navy... because there's a beach out there somewhere."
Posted by: ed in texas   2015-09-13 13:54  

#10  The Navy - providing taxi rides for the Marines!
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2015-09-13 13:40  

#9  "...The Navy: It's not so bad..."
"...The Navy: Beats Workin'..."
"...The Navy: STILL better uniforms than the Air Force..."

I could do this all day. :D

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2015-09-13 12:41  

#8  Why does the "HMS Pennifore" come to mind every time someone in the administration starts talking about the Navy???
Posted by: Bill Clinton   2015-09-13 12:28  

#7  "rum granola, sodomy, prayers to Obama and the lash sensitivity training!"
Posted by: charger   2015-09-13 11:33  

#6  AAArrhh !! Any port in a storm., mateysh
Then we set sail for the Canaries
With a Boatload of 47 Fairys
We laid around the Bunks
with those 47 Punks
Till our tools melted down
Like Macaronee.....ies !
Posted by: Gomez Whereting2111   2015-09-13 10:34  

#5  Shouldn't the Village People be providing the background music for this story?
Posted by: JohnQC   2015-09-13 09:20  

#4  America's Navy:

rum, sodomy, prayers and the lash (c) Winston Churchill.

Yeah, I know it was his comment about 'naval tradition' reference the Royal Navy, but given the current 'diversity' drive, it seems appropriate.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2015-09-13 08:33  

#3  How about "Proudly goes where no man went before"?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2015-09-13 07:46  

#2  Have we now been reduced to discussing slogans ?
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-09-13 06:11  

#1  "Yer fleets afloat!"
Posted by: Skidmark   2015-09-13 00:56  

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