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Guantanamo prisoner has dating profile on Match.com - and he's 'ready to mingle' |
2015-09-16 |
[Mirror] A prisoner at the notorious Guantanamo Bay detention camp has his own online dating profile - and says he's 'detained but ready to mingle'. Incarcerated in the prison known as 'Gitmo' since 2007, Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani is seeking a soulmate on Match,com. And the account, which is looked after by al-Afghani's lawyer Carlos Warner, gets matched with a lucky lady on a daily basis. The details of al-Afghani's look-out for love have come out in letters the so-called "high value" prisoner sent to Warner, and they show a man with a sense of humour. "This is terrible news about Ashley Madison, please remove my profile immediately!!!' al-Afghani joked in a letter from July 21. "I'll stick with Match.com even though you say it is for old people. There is no way I can do Tinder in here." |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#6 LOL now I get it. |
Posted by: Shipman 2015-09-16 14:00 |
#5 "Mangle! Mangle! Damn you autocorrect!" |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2015-09-16 11:57 |
#4 I'm interested in your profile. The devil. (cynicism on) |
Posted by: JohnQC 2015-09-16 11:47 |
#3 Chelsea Manning to the white courtesy phone please....... |
Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2015-09-16 10:06 |
#2 Guantanamo sounds like a hellhole, with their satellite tv, access to computers and such. I wouldn't doubt them using that site to connect with old friends. |
Posted by: chris 2015-09-16 09:01 |
#1 With goats, or camels? Guy's a switch hitter! |
Posted by: Raj 2015-09-16 00:16 |