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Iraq
20 ISIS militants killed by food poisoning in western Mosul
2015-09-21
[IraqiNews] Dohuk -- Media official of the Kurdistan Democratic Party in djinn-infested Mosul
... the home of a particularly ferocious and hairy djinn...
 Saeed Mamouzini said on Sunday, that 20 Lions of Islam belonging to ISIS were killed, including a "leader" by food poisoning west of Mosul.

Mamouzini said in an interview for IraqiNews.com, "20 gunnies from ISIS were killed in the district of Baaj west of Mosul, because of their exposure to food poisoning, including a leader called Abu Zeidan."

Mamouzini added that "unidentified had put toxic substances in the food of the Death Eaters."
Well done, O unknown actor, acting as the instrument of Allah's will! (Of course it was Allah's will -- all occurs as he wills it, according to Muslim dogma, so to punish the cooks is to insult Allah himself and guarantee for the perpetrator an eternity in the nether depths of Hell.)
Posted by:trailing wife

#3  Treachery, Steve. I think the line in the article: "unidentified had put toxic substances in the food of the militants." might be a clue.
Posted by: Pappy   2015-09-21 11:09  

#2  That's a lot of people to actually die of food poisoning. I suspect cholera. Or traditional Muslim treachery, take your pick.
Posted by: SteveS   2015-09-21 03:23  

#1  Yep, poison their food, poison their water and carpet bomb their homes with pig fat.

Maybe there is a bacon bomb lying around somewhere just begging to be used.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2015-09-21 01:35  

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