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How Long Before Hillary Garbed in a Bathrobe Starts Wandering the Streets of Chappaqua?
2015-09-29
One feels for her, despite her very bad decisions -- the poor dear is always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
[American Thinker] Some years ago, in an effort to avoid prosecution, Mafia boss Vincent "Vinnie the Chin" Gigante donned a bathrobe and wandered the streets of Little Italy and Greenwich Village posing as a demented old man. I wonder if Hillary Clinton is getting fitted for just such a bathrobe and starts wandering the lanes of Chappaqua in Westchester to avoid prosecution herself.

For years I've saved lots of time by considering every word she says a lie, and her story about her emails and email server proves my point. Everything she said about the emails has come apart and now there are rumors she has some health issues.

Insiders are claiming she's suffered a series of strokes and has multiple sclerosis. "Clinton has a history of blackouts, falls, memory loss, blinding headaches, vision problems and collapses dating back at least a decade.
If so, how dreadful for her that it's being revealed in this context. If not, how dreadful that her friends feel the need to make up such excuses for her.
In 2005, she fainted during a luncheon speech in Buffalo, N.Y. Four years later, then--Secretary of State Clinton broke her right elbow in a mysterious fall in a U.S. State Department garage. In 2011, Clinton collapsed while boarding a flight in Yemen, but insisted she'd simply slipped."

If, indeed, this information is coming from people close to her campaign they might be setting up a defense for her -- although without knowing whether the government will charge her and in view of her party's dependence on her as the only realistic nominee, this is tricky business. If they overplay this it might cost her the nomination after all.
Posted by:Besoeker

#15  She doesn't have that much dignity.
Posted by: Caesar Hupomoque7314   2015-09-29 23:32  

#14  JHH is channeling Fred.
Posted by: KBK   2015-09-29 22:02  

#13  For years I've saved lots of time by considering every word she says a lie.

Now, there's a good strategy and a safe bet.

#12 The stained slippers made a sound like coarse sandpaper on fine furniture.

The stained slippers and her voice made a sound like coarse sandpaper on fine furniture. Permit me an addition?
Posted by: JohnQC   2015-09-29 16:08  

#12  Awesome JHH!
Posted by: Shipman   2015-09-29 15:47  

#11  Sorry, TW, I do not feel sorry for her or any of her many devoted (demented) followers.
I keep seeing an old Road Runner cartoon in the tv in my brain, only instead of Wily E getting the ACME anvil head plant, Hillary has taken his place.....
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2015-09-29 15:25  

#10  Her mules scraped the pavement as she shuffled to nowhere in particular. The stained slippers made a sound like coarse sandpaper on fine furniture.

It was a dark, but not stormy, night. Thank God for small favors, tender mercies and all that. Hilly giggled, and took another sip.

Where was that woman? Damn tank was gettin' low and Hilly could use a hug. Maybe I'll look under that street lamp, she thought. The light's better there. Hilly giggled again.
Posted by: JHH   2015-09-29 14:24  

#9  Frank ~ It's not a "serpentine swagger" for the Champ. It's his normal homie gate.
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-09-29 10:23  

#8  Hmm. Do I want a president who exhibits these symptoms? Including pathological lying? We already have one of those and it isn't working out so great.
Posted by: gorb   2015-09-29 10:17  

#7  "Stagger serpentine!"
Posted by Frank G

Pay per view? Price point not an issue.
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-09-29 10:17  

#6  "Stagger serpentine!"
Posted by: Frank G   2015-09-29 09:04  

#5  Clinton has a history of blackouts, falls, memory loss, blinding headaches, vision problems and collapses dating back at least a decade.
Glen Beck used to suffer similar symptoms; then he joined AA and got sober.
Posted by: Glenmore   2015-09-29 08:42  

#4  linton has a history of blackouts, falls, memory loss, blinding headaches, vision problems and collapses
fainted during a luncheon speech
collapsed while boarding a flight
broke her right elbow in a mysterious fall

Sounds like she's falling down drunk.
Posted by: Skidmark   2015-09-29 05:29  

#3  Ha, I thought you meant Chappaquiddick MV where Teddy met his presidential demise. I should be glad to pardon the Clintons, despite their crimes, if they would go gently into that God nite or goodbye.
Posted by: Alpha2c    2015-09-29 03:15  

#2  Behold the medical set up.
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-09-29 02:00  

#1  Iff true, even iff Hillary wins the Democratic nomination + also the Presidency, her health may be such that she may end up being forced to resign as POTUS sometime during her Admin.

HILLARY + FAMILY HAS TO DECIDE IFF BEING POTUS IS WORTH THE RISK OF RESIGNING OR DYING WHILE IN OFFICE???

Iff Hillary is the kind of Person + Politician I believe she is, SHE WILL STAY THE COURSE TO THE BITTER END.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2015-09-29 00:40  

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