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| Domestic Violence Call too late to save a Spider |
| 2015-11-27 |
| Officers in Sydney went to the address after numerous calls were made claiming a woman could be heard screaming hysterically and a man yelling "I'm going to kill you, you're dead. Die! Die!" Police: We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she? Male: I don't know what you're talking about, I live alone. Police: Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit. Police: Come on mate, what have you done to her? Male: It was a spider. Police: Sorry?? Male: It was a spider, a really big one!! I looked for a tarantula photo, to no avail. Police: What about the woman screaming? Male: Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders. Or Indiana Jones, with all the spiders on his back. The police report concluded: "After a very long pause, some laughter and a quick look in the unit to make sure there was no injured party (apart from the spider) we left." |
| Posted by:Bobby |
| #2 ditto EC, spent 3 months down under and if there's a deadly crawling, swimming, slithering or flying beastie they've got the biggest and baddest. And, oh yeah, Platypuses are poisonous too!!!! |
| Posted by: AlanC 2015-11-27 13:32 |
| #1 Don't blame him a bit. Considering that Sydney is the home range of the Funnel Web and Red Backed spiders as well as few other beasties. I'd scream like a Sheila too matey! S'truth! |
| Posted by: Elmosing Choluns4713 2015-11-27 13:05 |