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Darwin Awards: exploding condom machine division
2015-12-29
A German man was killed when he was smacked in the head by a piece of metal from a condom-vending machine he was trying to blow up in an apparent burglary attempt on Christmas.

The 29-year-old was rushed to the hospital in Schoeppingen severe head injuries that proved fatal, police said Monday.

Two friends he was with initially said the man had fallen down the stairs, but hospital officials were suspicious of their story and called the local police.

Under questioning, one of the dead man’s chums revealed that they had tried to destroy the condom dispenser to get at the cash inside.

Photos of the crime scene show condoms and money strewn on the street near the blown-out condom contraption.
Posted by:Frozen Al

#2  Thought he'd get away with a wad of cash?
Posted by: gorb   2015-12-29 13:21  

#1  Photos of the crime scene show condoms and money strewn on the street

That much money? Angela Merkel to the courtesy phone. I think we've found the source of your population problem.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2015-12-29 08:34  

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