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Hippie Is Planning a Peace Concert in ISIS-Controlled Syria
2016-01-09
The world's latest Darwin Award candidate
[DailyBeast] James Twyman, ‘Peace Troubadour,’ is embarking on ‘the most important and dangerous peace mission’ of his life—to the Israel-Syria border and beyond, wielding his classical guitar.
No, not El Kabong, but I suspect this may involve a bong...
ISIS generally doesn’t respond well to music.

But that isn’t stopping James Twyman, an author and musician based in Portland, Oregon, from planning a trip to ISIS-held territory in Syria later this month to help bring peace to the region through the power of a musical-prayer concert.
Peace, power. Anyone seeing what's wrong with this picture?
“Performing the peace prayers in ISIS Controlled Syria will be the most important and dangerous peace mission of my life,” the self-described “Peace Troubadour” blogged last month.
And the last mission, I suspect...
“Every peace mission I’ve been on has been dangerous, but this journey is without question the most perilous, and in my opinion—the most important,” Twyman wrote. “People everywhere are concerned about the escalating violence in the Middle East, especially with the rise of ISIS, but they don’t feel empowered to be part of the solution. That is what we are about to change.”
About two generations too late with regard to noticing Middle East violence, aren't you? About the same in what to do about it, as well, doncha think?
Twyman, slinging his Cordoba classical guitar, is scheduled to fly out Jan. 20. He’ll first spend a weekend in Italy getting ready for the show, then will hop a flight to Tel Aviv to meet a handful of supporters and organizers. From there they’ll travel to the Israel-Syria border and set up their musical-prayer homebase in Majdal Shams, an Israeli-occupied Druze town in Syrian territory. (Twyman traveled to the same town in 2013 for a previous peace vigil for Syria.)
All under the careful protection of Israeli forces. They should send him a bill when he is done...
“The people there are very anti-ISIS and anti-terrorism—it’s where we’ll set up our base of operations,” he told The Daily Beast.

Twyman is aware of the kidnappings, the high-profile beheadings, the whole war, the State Department Syria travel warning, and all that jazz. He says that, despite his website’s bold phrasing, he is taking all necessary precautions for his potential ISIS-land gig.
More goofiness at the link.
Posted by:badanov

#14  Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author!
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2016-01-09 17:24  

#13  Yeah, it's like singing for peace in Juarez from El Paso. Gore will live in a tent before this guy meets ISIS, but what the hell...

Simple Twyman met a pieman
Going someplace awful;
Sang Simple Twyman to the pieman,
"Give me one falafel."

Says the pieman to Simple Twyman,
"Show me first your karma."
Sang Simple Twyman to the pieman,
"Make me a shawarma."

Simple Twyman sang to ISIS
As he crossed the border,
"How your peaceful faith entices...
Ouch... besides the torture."

Simple Twyman lies in pieces
Somewhere in the desert;
All you'll find's a spot of grease
And tie-dyed hempen hairshirt.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2016-01-09 16:28  

#12  n Israeli-occupied Druze town in Syrian territory.

I just checked. This isn't something the Israelis occupied last week, it's basically like the rest of the Golan.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2016-01-09 13:58  

#11  the one good thing about this form of moonbatism is that it's self-limiting... Darwin would approve.
Posted by: Herb Dark Lord of the Chinese9977   2016-01-09 11:16  

#10  an Israeli-occupied Druze town in Syrian territory

So he's not a total moron.
Posted by: Pappy   2016-01-09 11:09  

#9  Jonah Goldberg:
A self-described “Peace Troubadour” who appears to have been raised on an ancient moron burial ground has announced he will hold a “peace concert” in ISIS-controlled Syria. Rumors that his face will grace the new Darwin Award Medal remain unconfirmed. If he goes ahead with the concert, I have a long list of performers he should bring with him.
Posted by: Frank G   2016-01-09 11:03  

#8  #7: yeah his
Posted by: chris   2016-01-09 10:50  

#7  Heads will roll over this one.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2016-01-09 08:58  

#6  Cynic that I am, I expect the whole thing to be called off at the last moment once he has wrung all possible PR attention from it.
Posted by: AlanC   2016-01-09 07:49  

#5  Musical advice for Mr Twyman.
Posted by: Elmerert Hupens2660   2016-01-09 06:48  

#4  comment #3 is very funny
Posted by: Airandee   2016-01-09 05:19  

#3  Everybody James Twyman must get stoned.
Posted by: Betty Hitler2611   2016-01-09 03:48  

#2  Suggestion for Rantburgers with Photoshop skillz...Find a picture of the Knight's Cross with Golden Oak Leaves, Swords and Diamonds, and replace the cross with a Darwin fish. It might be needed for the followup story about this clown.
Posted by: Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo)   2016-01-09 03:45  

#1  I have no words.
Posted by: Nguard   2016-01-09 00:37  

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