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| Judge rejects inmate's lawsuit with poetry |
| 2016-01-10 |
| Cold showers caused his bowels to malfunction Or so the plaintiff claims A strict uncaring prison guard Is whom the plaintiff blames. While in line for recreation And little time for hesitation His anal sphincter just exploded The plaintiff's britches quickly loaded. It made the inmates laugh and play To see the plaintiff's pants this way The foul, unsightly, putrid mess Caused the plaintiff major stress. Claiming loss and shame to boot The plaintiff filed the present suit But the law provideth no relief From such unmitigated grief. Neither runs nor constipation Can justify this litigation Whether bowels constrict or flex De minimus non curat lex. |
| Posted by:Anguper Hupomosing9418 |
| #6 Doesn't help if his room contains a computer. I found that washing walls was an effective deterent.... :-) |
| Posted by: Sven the pelter 2016-01-10 20:19 |
| #5 Go to your room. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2016-01-10 18:48 |
| #4 He deserves the Poolitzer for this. |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2016-01-10 13:50 |
| #3 Swear to dawg, I thought Judge father-in-law was dead, he would also sketch the principals while listening. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2016-01-10 09:50 |
| #2 gorb, are you sure that there is a difference? I wouldn't be surprised to find that ZF is a judge that entertains us. |
| Posted by: AlanC 2016-01-10 09:25 |
| #1 Uh oh. I advise not standing between this article and Zenobia when he decides to make an appearance . . . . |
| Posted by: gorb 2016-01-10 02:27 |