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Russian TV Trashed Michelle Obama Last Night
2016-02-19
[OBSERVER] On Sunday, Russian TV host Dmitry Kiselyov, who enjoys the largest audience among news programs in Russia, announced in his prime-time program News of the Week the launch of a new documentary, whose goal would be to expose corruption in the U.S.--as opposed to the familiar story in Russian he's sick and tired of talking about.

"This is not fair--to forget about American corruption," he declared, "about how they get fat on the money of American taxpayers there."

The title of the film--Emperor Obama--says it all, but the trailer, lasting more than 10 minutes, was shown anyway.

The first victim of attack was the American first lady.

"The information on our clients is strictly confidential," says the Villa Padierna hotel manager to a young and beautiful female news hound. "But I can confirm that Michelle Obama really stayed in our hotel. She was our most famous guest. Since then, we named one of our villas after her. Villa Obama has three floors, two bedrooms, one swimming pool and a big living room--here is Villa Obama."

"On the fourth of August 2010," the manager continues, as the beautiful young news hound walks around the luxurious and spacious rooms, "the U.S. president celebrated his 49th birthday, and the very same day his spouse, Michelle Obama, arrived for her vacation in Spain. Here is her room." Not ceremoniously, the news hound touches the silk sheets and very rare travertine marble. "Here are the official numbers: for the week starting August 4, 131,000 Americans were fired, losing their incomes and jobs. At that moment, Michelle Obama was on vacation, and the taxpayers were paying $6,000 a night for this hotel suit."

Then, the first lady is shown walking outside out in the Spanish heat. "Michelle! Michelle!" thunders the crowd.
Posted by:Fred

#14  Moreso come Year 2025 + the troubles Amerika may face via Left-led Armed Militancy-Revolution iff the US is still not suborned under OWG + Secular Commie-Soc World Order, which undoubtedly the Theo-Socialist ISIS/ISIL, etal. + Global Jihad will exploit iff the US-Allies still has failed to defeat or destroy them by then.

* FYI LUCIANNE > [American Thinker] US AT "POINT OF NO RETURN".

D *** NG IT, IS THERE NO GLOBALIST LOVE FOR EUROPE'S "THE FINAL COUNTDOWN"???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2016-02-19 21:56  

#13  Iff Hillary doesn't win 2016, her best bet is to stay a NY Senator andor push for major Cabinet position(s) widin a POTUS Admin - I don't think she'll care iff its GOP or Dem or Other.

The above being said, ex-POTUS Obama after Jan. 2017 likely has a much better or realistic chance of becoming UN SecGen than Hillary hubby + ex-POTUS Bill Clinton ever did.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2016-02-19 21:48  

#12  EZ Pickins (no relation to Slim.).
Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy   2016-02-19 15:44  

#11  I kind of liked Lursa and B'etor. They may have had some dental issues, but hey, who's perfect. So don't diss these classy Klingon grrls by making comparisons to MO. She is a parasite; they are predators. They clearly are in a class by themselves.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2016-02-19 15:03  

#10  So when are they going to out Michelle as a man? Do we have to wait until this presidency is over?

They won't out her as a man, but she's in trouble if they do genetic testing on Klingon genes...
Posted by: Jiggs Elmomoling7787   2016-02-19 12:38  

#9  I hate it when I agree with Russian TV.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2016-02-19 11:51  

#8  She has tasted power. She'll be back, 2020, 2024. Just like the Beest, she'll be back.
Posted by: Besoeker   2016-02-19 10:18  

#7  "This is not fair--to forget about American corruption," he declared, "about how they get fat on the money of American taxpayers there."

This is what the last three elections have been about, 2012, 2014, and 2016. They sayin Moochelle is a fat cat?
Posted by: JohnQC   2016-02-19 10:15  

#6  Racist Grifter Eliteâ„¢
Posted by: Frank G   2016-02-19 08:55  

#5  Doing the job Americans won't.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2016-02-19 08:04  

#4  #1 Translation - Evil Person.
Posted by: Dale   2016-02-19 07:51  

#3  File under 13 wives of Mswati III, King of Swaziland. Take an extended lunch break and 2 or 3 G&T's to clear the images.
Posted by: Besoeker   2016-02-19 05:28  

#2  Yawn. Tell us something we didn't figure out 6 or 7 years ago.
Posted by: Nguard   2016-02-19 03:45  

#1  Eva Peron
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2016-02-19 00:13  

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