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Chicago State University Sends Layoff Notices To All Employees
2016-02-28
h/t Instapundit
With state funding cut off due to the ongoing budget impasse, Chicago State University has announced all 900 employees, including the university president, are receiving layoff notices.
So, how's affirmative action in both the student- & the faculty tenure track admissions is working out for you fellows?
Posted by:g(r)omgoru

#16  They've also capped the lottery payouts.
Posted by: Skidmark   2016-02-28 22:35  

#15  been around for about 150 years

most famous attendee was Kanye West (who didn't graduate)
Posted by: lord garth   2016-02-28 19:56  

#14  That would be nice AH. A fine art.
Posted by: Dale   2016-02-28 18:50  

#13  ..don't forget the water treatment plants.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2016-02-28 17:08  

#12  They'll shut down police & fire depts. in order to fund it.
Posted by: Glenmore   2016-02-28 17:02  

#11  "...should our statehouse fail to fund us, refuse to meet our demands and put us in a position where we have to be compromised, we would need to have the flexibility and the legal position such that a reduction in force could take place,”

Fixed that.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2016-02-28 16:48  

#10  should our statehouse fail to fund us, and put us in a position where we have to be compromised, we would need to have the flexibility and the legal position such that a reduction in force could take place,”

tl;dr: Some political gamesmanship. They are not in financial trouble yet, but a mass layoff sounds scary.
Posted by: SteveS   2016-02-28 15:35  

#9  I foresee a boom in calligraphy and vellum document production, then.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2016-02-28 14:24  

#8  Sorry CF but laser printers don't do that classy embossing. ;^)
Posted by: AlanC   2016-02-28 12:44  

#7  P2k, that's what I call the Scarecrow Principle. You don't need a good education, all you need is a diploma.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2016-02-28 10:53  

#6  They have color laser printers now AlanC. Don't need a press.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2016-02-28 10:41  

#5  P2k, and that's why they're called credential mills.

Who needs a campus or professors? Just get a couple of administrators and a printing press (needs to be fancier than an ink-jet).


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Posted by: AlanC   2016-02-28 09:30  

#4  More of this would help clean up the PC mess.
Posted by: DarthVader   2016-02-28 09:07  

#3  Missing that old Magic Money Tree(tm).

Wizard of Oz: Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2016-02-28 08:24  

#2  No real loss here, however, having exhausted the trivial cases, the profligate spenders legislature will move on to shutting down public sanitation and public safety. You can try it for yourself in SimCity...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2016-02-28 07:14  

#1  Unless it convinces one to leave, higher education really doesn't appear to be working in Cook County.
Posted by: Besoeker   2016-02-28 06:51  

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