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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Genetically modified potato likely to be released this year
2016-02-29
I see a potential movie right there in the title...
[Dhaka Tribune] The government plans to release genetically modified (GM) potato, reportedly capable of resisting late blight disease, during the upcoming season.
Our story opens in the laboratory of the famous scientist, Doctor Rafiqul Islam...
"We are planning to apply for the approval for releasing one variety of GM potato at the end of this year," said Rafiqul Islam Mondol, director general of Bangladesh Agricultural Research Institute (BARI).
"There's really nothing to worry about. Not much, anyway. We've spliced in genes from the sperm whale give a larger yield, and the pit bull to make the potato less likely to succumb to disease..."
BARI has developed GM potatoes by inserting pest and weather-resistant gene in two local potato varieties -- Cardinal and Diamond.
"We had to rearrange a bit of DNA, but we got everything to fit..."
"Of the two, we are planning to release only the Diamond variety at the field level this year as we are satisfied with the results," said Rafiqul.
"We still have a few concerns about the Cardinal variety."
Late blight is one of the major diseases that damages potato plants and also its production. A resistance gene named Solanum bulbocastanum found in a wild potato variety in Latin American has been used to develop the genetically modified potato varieties in Bangladesh.
"What kind of concerns, Doctor?"
"Well, chiefly its size."
"How big is it?"
"One's thirty-two stories tall. The other is a little bigger."
"That's a lot of French fries!"

BARI has cultivated the varieties at its six research centres in Rangpur, Gazipur, Jessore, Bogra, Comilla and Hathazari.
"The Cardinal variety was being tested at the Bogra facility, but we don't know how the tests came out."
"Why's that?"
"We haven't been able to contact the facility for the past two weeks."

Rafiqul said: "We will send the necessary documents seeking the approval within the next two to three months to the National Bio-safety Committee under the Ministry of Environment and Forests. The variety will be released to the farmers."
"Really, nothing could go wrong. Not much, anyway..."
The government has been trying to develop GM potato varieties since 2006 from American potato variety transgenic Katahdin SP 951 developed by Colonel University.
"Try and hold it!... [THRASH! THRASH!]... It's getting away! Shoot, for the love of Allen! Shoot it!"
"Where are a potato's vitals?"
"I don't know! Aim for the eyes!"

Initially, more than 300 clones of Cardinal and Diamond varieties were developed in an Indonesian laboratory, and confined trials have been being run for the last three seasons.
"My Gawd, doctor! The whole herd has broken out!"
Of them, only six clones were selected for the final trial.
"Yes! The others got away! Call out the air force!"
Posted by:Fred

#20  Go to your room, Steve.
Posted by: Pappy   2016-02-29 17:21  

#19  I foresee great possibilities for my spec script, "The Hunt for Red Octuber".
Posted by: SteveS   2016-02-29 16:34  

#18  Fantastic in-lining.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-02-29 16:25  

#17  Unleash the Cuisinart of Doom!

We'll have potato chips for the next year!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2016-02-29 16:06  

#16  Tell the boss we need the SHUTTER GUN! Now all we have to do is get it to the brickyard at 3am!
Posted by: Pliny Glons2836   2016-02-29 14:07  

#15  How should we kill it? Potato gun?
Posted by: gorb   2016-02-29 12:03  

#14  Quick, fire up the T.V! In no time it'll become a couch potato!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2016-02-29 11:49  

#13  Do not taunt the potato! You guys are putting us all at risk!
Posted by: Dar   2016-02-29 11:47  

#12  FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!
FEED ME NOW!!!!!
feed me........
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2016-02-29 11:13  

#11  This isn't a case of Dora the Explorer where Bennie the Bull managed to turn himself into a Potato is it?

Excellent inline - a 'Classic' for sure.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2016-02-29 10:44  

#10  "Don't make it ANGRY!"
Posted by: Skidmark   2016-02-29 08:57  

#9  Rob my man, Fred's movie wasn't released, it escaped.
Posted by: Shipman   2016-02-29 08:51  

#8  I believe it was the Inca who tamed the potato. It is, as is the tomato, a member of the nightshade family.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2016-02-29 08:25  

#7  There was an old Dilbert bit about this kind of thing. Scott Adams didn't like the way it turned out so the vegetables were offed by Dogbert with a Salad Shooter that turned them all into cole slaw.

8^)
Posted by: AlanC   2016-02-29 07:53  

#6  I was going to ask if it had served its full sentence or been released early for good behavior, but the provided snark was better.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2016-02-29 07:33  

#5  These sexual lovers of science
Insist that we place our reliance
On hissy splenetics
Instead of genetics
Or presence of giant appliance.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2016-02-29 06:15  

#4  Ever seen a wild type, non-modified potato?

Nope. Almost nobody has. Or a wild type tomato. Or corn. Or a wild boar. Or cattle (aurochs went extinct in the 1600's, I believe). Or a jungle fowl vs a chicken.

It's a measure of how poorly educated a lot of college grads are that they don't know that almost every type of domesticated food plant is genetically modified.

It's called hybridization.


Posted by: no mo uro   2016-02-29 06:05  

#3  The movie's already been made:
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2016-02-29 00:50  

#2  In lines based on every science fiction/horror film of the 1950s ever made, I s'pect.
Posted by: badanov   2016-02-29 00:44  

#1  Excellent inline commentary! This one would be a natural "Best Picture"
Posted by: Nguard   2016-02-29 00:38  

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